don't take any shit from anybody

I need bras again I think I’d rather be euthanized

I have very exact specifications for a bra and I don’t think it really exists. I cannot do sports bras or bralettes. I can’t tolerate more than the bare minimum band material on my rib cage. I have a theory that I am so sensitive to this partially because my torso is so short so things just hit me a little differently. But whatever the reason I can’t do it. I mean I do need sports bras too at some point I do use them for actual sport but that’s less urgent.

I prefer bras without underwires. I am small enough to do this now! I will not wear a push-up or anything excessively padded. I just want cups with a minimal band.

I need bras again I think I’d rather be euthanized

I have very exact specifications for a bra and I don’t think it really exists. I cannot do sports bras or bralettes. I can’t tolerate more than the bare minimum band material on my rib cage. I have a theory that I am so sensitive to this partially because my torso is so short so things just hit me a little differently. But whatever the reason I can’t do it. I mean I do need sports bras too at some point I do use them for actual sport but that’s less urgent.

The worst part of coming back from death is they cancel your license to practice medicine

Look on the bright side, it gives you another reason to mutter about how they're such FOOLS!

i am BEYOND shocked that this didn't come from my MASH blogs

you bottle Miette??

You crush Miette like the grape?

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

The Cask of Miettellado

actually I am over "all that pain and misery and loneliness and it just made him(/her/them) kind" characters. if it didn't make them mean and awful to be around I'm not interested

"all that pain and misery and loneliness and it just made them deformed and unserviceable, defective and dangerous to associate with"

nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Simon & Garfunkel, 1977 Britt Awards (rehearsals)

Because I circulated a call to action about it here that got some traction: to those of you who contacted Maine legislators when it counted, thank you— it worked. Maine just passed sanctuary-state-level protection for trans rights.

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.