Happy birthday to Trixie Mattel the QUEEN

guy who wants mcr5 so unbelievably badly but is also very very so scared of it

My stupid fucking squire keeps reblogging BTS gifsets to my blog while I'm busy jousting and now all the common folk are asking me who I stan

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

ok!!

BOOB DAYS SINCE MCR WAS FORMED

We have to do something about the distances

Goodnight ✨️

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

if we all get on each side of the globe and push really hard we can get the earth to shrink to the size of a marble

and then we could all be home to each other in 15 minutes

can white people stop boo-hooing about how they lost their favorite vacation spot because of the fires on maui? it’s vile. people lost their lives and their homes. no one gives a shit that your colonizing ass can’t go somewhere you were never welcome anyway

This AND if you’ve ever visited/vacationed in Hawái it’s time to pay up. If y’all love Hawái so much, show it by donating. Oh, and never go back. That native land has been EXPLOITED by vacationers and capitalism. The government is spending money and resources in order to house and feed tourists/visitors OVER sending help to the native people who NEED IT. Stop going to Hawái. It’s not your land.

Just wanted to add on to this a concrete example: a couple years ago the Hawaiian government implemented water rationing FOR LOCALS ONLY, while continuing to allow tourists to use as much water as they wanted for fancy hotels, spas, pools, and GOLF COURSES. This is obviously the exact opposite of how water shortages should be addressed. I don't even think many of the tourists had any idea that the water they used on vacation was literally being taken from the homes of indigenous people: many tourists think they are helping local economies. I would LOVE to visit Hawaii and see amazing Polynesian biomes and active volcanoes without a passport, but I have resigned myself to the fact that there is currently no ethical way for me to do so. Visiting Hawaii would take needed resources from the people who live there, and the tourism industrial complex would actively lie to me about it if I tried to travel there in an ethical or sustainable manner. The US has really plundered those amazing islands and done so much harm to them in so many ways. Native Hawaiians are begging tourists to stay away. So please take their demands seriously and enjoy Hawaii's amazing natural wonders through video instead of in person.

dudes i think my brain did a berenstain bears thing where i made up a whole ass member of my chemical romance

OH MY GOD BC MIKEY DYED HIS HAIR

I REGISTERED BRUNETTE MIKEY AND BLOND MIKEY AS TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT PEOPLE

Family portrait

Thinking

every time i see a pic of ray toro playing the guitar (a thing he does often) while wearing a tight black t shirt (another thing he does often) i feel like i need to chew on a block of concrete

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Thinking about the time my beloved childhood dog passed away and someone on instagram commented "don't cry...you will see him VERY soon <3" trying to comfort me, and it was so threatening it snapped me out of a sobbing fit for an entire hour

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now