I saw the video that’s in the intro and I had to make this😂

(The music is abnormally loud in this so warning)

y'all ever get to that part of fanfiction where it’s like “y/n’s porcelain skin turned cherry pink as her straight wispy hair fluttered in the wind” n you kinda just

LMAO YES ALL THE TIME.

ATTENTION PET OWNERS

This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this

My mom just took my dog to the vet She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure

Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful. They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.

We had no idea

We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.

Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.

Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know

This would explain why my dog has seizures now…fucking hell

Reblog and save lives of dogs

found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.

reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

Book: She was asian

Movie:

WHEEZING

my favorite thing in the world is when fan fiction writers describe Loki’s lips as ‘full’ or ‘plump’ like ya’ll don’t have to lie to yourselves we all know that boy got pencil lips 🤣🤣🤣

LMFAO PENCIL LIPS I CANT AH 😭😂😂

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H

IT HAS RETURNED

FOUND IT

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

As a Canadian I approve of this

As a fellow Canadian, I must say NO! We don’t want our idiot cousin AKA the USA affiliated with us anymore than they already are! @book-boys-are-my-guilty-pleasure @iammarylastar

@kenzieam look, I was literally going to say, “Except, can we exclude the USA from this” but then I thought that it would be very un-Canadian of me…

Old Friends

Warnings: Death, dying in a car crash, nightmares, mourning

Notes: So I’m trying a new thing here but I’m not sure about it so be sure and let me know what you guys think

Summary: Kandomere once had a best friend named Rowena whom he grew up with, unfortunately she ended up in a brutal crash but what he didn’t know was she had quite the secret

The sound rang through his ears and his stomach plummeted, turning around his mouth opened to call out her name but his voice was lost as he watched the remains of the car burn away along with whatever was inside. Along with her. As Kandomere walked over to the wreckage flashes of their childhood went through his mind. Playing ball in the school yard, throwing snowballs at each other behind snow forts, they’d even done a double date for prom, the images faded as he watched the car burn. Before he had gotten close enough to the car a loud siren snapped his gaze from the destruction. The firemen were here. As he held back his tears he instinctively reached out toward the wreckage in disbelief. She was gone.

Kandomere woke up from the nightmare with a jolt. Rubbing his aching eyes he looked around his room and sighed. It had been 17 years since Rowena had died and not a day went by where he didn’t wish he had stopped her from getting into that car. Relenting to the fact that he was awake he kicked off his covers and swung his legs over the side of the bed. Looking at the clock he grimaced, it was too early to be up but here he was. Pushing himself off of his comfy bed, he made his way to the kitchen and began making himself a pot of coffee. He sipped his drink slowly, finding no reason to hurry and looked over some cases he’d brought home when a sharp knock at his door had him looking up. With a lazy stretch he walked over and turned the doorknob

“Who the hell is here at this hour?” he muttered

Upon opening the door he found himself squinting in confusion as a young woman, no older than 17 wrung her hands nervously

“Can I help you?” he asked tiredly

She looked at him with eyes that seemed all too familiar

“Hey, Kandomere, it’s uh….been a while”

He shook his head slowly

“I’m sorry but I don’t know you”

“Oh not the now me, you knew me before”

If his eyebrows could go any higher they may have very well been in his hair

“Yeah this is a shit segue, look you’re not going to believe this but 17 years ago I died in a car accident, and well….”

Kandomere dropped his hands to his side in disbelief

“No”

The girl held out her arms on either side and smiled

“Surprise, I’m back”

He wasn’t sure how long he stood there staring at the girl but he must have looked agitated because she suddenly raised her hands to him cautiously

“I know how it looks, but do the math man, it’s not like we haven’t seen old souls I just kind of…”

“Leave”

“What?”

“I don’t know who you are or why you think this is funny-”

“It’s not funny, listen to me, we went to prep school together, you sat alone in the sandbox and I came over and asked if you wanted to build a castle, do you remember that?”

If he was irritated before, he was pissed off now

“How dare you!”

“I’m not screwing with you Kandomere, it’s me, ask me anything”

He was about to slam the door when the girl pushed against it

“We used to sneak into school when my parents fought because we had a crawl space that we called the hideout of awesome”

He stopped, they had made a pact to never tell anyone about that crawl space

“How….”

“I never told you” she had tears in her eyes now

“Wait, wait, how do I know you didn’t just find the crawl space? We signed it as kids-”

“Oh my, Read my damn mind! I don’t know why you didn’t start with that when I said surprise”

“If you were Rowena you’d know-”

“Abuse of power and everything, I know but I am giving you permission”

Grinding his teeth he closed his eyes. He didn’t want to believe it but everything she was saying, and those eyes, something was off here and he knew the only to tell if she was lying or not was to either take her to a hospital or peer into her mind. After taking a deep breath he pressed 2 fingers to her forehead and concentrated. Everything moved fast, from wars, to exploring the world, to dancing, to romances until he found memories of him and Rowena hiding in the crawl space eating cookies, talking about college, sneaking alcohol at prom and meeting for dinner after he’d gotten his job at the MTF. He couldn’t help the sentimental smile as he went through the happy memories, but his smile soon faded as they came to the memory of their last dinner together before they parted ways and Rowena’s car crashed. He gasped as he pulled his hand away as though he’d been burned, staring at the girl with a mix of horror and confusion

“How is this…”

Suddenly he grabbed her by the arm and pulled her inside

“Don’t move” he ordered

“Look whatever you’re thinking right now”

“Don’t talk either”

Kandomere went to his room and changed his clothes hurriedly, then he bustled about looking for his keys, finding them on the table under the files he’d been looking over. Looking over at the girl who was now looking around the apartment from where she stood he chewed the inside of his cheek, then walked to the door

“Move” he ordered opening the door

“Where are we going?”

“Move”

With an exasperated sigh she walked out of the door, he followed her and locked the door behind him then they made their way down the hall. They took the elevator down to the parking area where he kept his car. When they got there he unlocked the car and opened the passenger side door

“In” he ordered

“I swear to God Kandomere I will scream if you don’t tell me where we’re going”

He grit his teeth, if she started screaming he’d be in trouble just for how it looked

“We’re going to the hospital”

“What for? Old souls aren’t uncommon, one quick talk about my memories and then I’ll be deemed sane”

“We’re getting your DNA checked to see if it matched Rowena’s, old souls corrupt their hosts DNA”

She blinked for a few seconds

“I…didn’t know that”

He raised his eyebrows at her

“What? I live it, not learn it, though I will say this could save so much time”

“Get in”

He was growing tired of this already

“Okay, fine”

She slid into the car with a huff and crossed her arms

“Seat belt”

“Okay mom” she muttered

Still she pulled the belt across her torso then went back to crossing her arms. He closed the door and went around to the other side. Once he got in, he fastened his seat belt and started the car. They drove in silence for a while with him looking only at the road and her playing with her hands

“Uhm, we should probably go to the one where I went for my injuries, they’d probably have me on file”

“That was the plan”

There was another moment of silence

“Look I get that this is hard to believe but seriously man, I am not messing with you”

“I reserve any thoughts on that until I see DNA test”

“Fine…Hey out of curiosity, can old souls corrupt smells too?”

“Generally, unless they’re wearing perfume”

“Well excuse me for thinking my memories would be enough proof”

“You could have gotten those in so many ways, memories only prove so much in a world where people can use magic”

“Cripes could you be any more paranoid?”

“In my line of work? No”

“So what, you think I’m jackass who came to mess up your life? Or get close for some sort of information?”

“That’s not even the half of what could be happening”

“Wow, I am so glad I stuck with teaching”

This!!!! Perfection! I really hope there`s a part 2!

Preach

Kandomere and an Old soul

So this is a snippet from my latest project where Kandomere encounters a reincarnated soul. I want to know if you guys want to read more of this, if not I won’t post it, if so I’ll get right to work He sipped his drink slowly, finding no reason to hurry and looked over some cases he’d brought home when a sharp knock at his door had him looking up. With a lazy stretch he walked over and turned the doorknob

“Who the hell is here at this hour?” he muttered

Upon opening the door he found himself squinting in confusion as a young woman, no older than 17 wrung her hands nervously

“Can I help you?” he asked tiredly

She looked at him with eyes that seemed all too familiar

“Hey, Kandomere, it’s uh….been a while”

He shook his head slowly

“I’m sorry but I don’t know you”

“Oh not the now me, you knew me before”

If his eyebrows could go any higher they may have very well been in his hair

“Yeah this is a shit segue, look you’re not going to believe this but 17 years ago I died in a car accident, and well….”

Kandomere dropped his hands to his side in disbelief

“No”

The girl held out her arms on either side and smiled

“Surprise, I’m back”

He wasn’t sure how long he stood there staring at the girl but he must have looked agitated because she suddenly raised her hands to him cautiously

“I know how it looks, but do the math man, it’s not like we haven’t seen old souls I just kind of…”

“Leave”

Yesss I must know what happens!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, should I start writing Thranduil x Reader? I dunno, but…. ehhhhh, he’s some smexy elf too ;______;

😍😍😍😍

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this

it just makes me angry that women need this.. but we do and if you see this, PLEASE REBLOG. it doesn’t matter if you are a male or a female. by reblogging this, you might save someone’s life.

Don’t scroll past this, it’s so important

nothing to do with what my posts are normally about but this is SO damn important!! don’t scroll past without reading and / or reblogging!

this is fucking important. Idc if your blog is perfect, fucking reblog this. It may save someone.

Not what I reblog onto here normally but this is important.

NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

Hi hello even if you are not a woman please reblog this.

Please please please reblog this 

seriously take the time to read this fully through, even if you are busy it is so important and vital, please!!!

This can save a life.

Boost

You see someone eyeing someone suspiciously you tell the one they’re looking at

Stay safe!❤

every single one of you needs to read this and then reblog it. it can save a life.

REBLOG

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

Scrolled past but got paranoid

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EU TE AMO MÃE 

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

yall are gross for this

Cause I`m superstitious

Biiitch

Try Harder Pt. 2

Part One 

A/N: A part two was heavily requested, so here ya are!! After like a million years..sorry about the wait! 

Word Count 1,533

Tags: @laziestgirlintheworld @linoki @alexahood21 @bayley-to-bella @abominablestrowman279 @caramara3 @iloveenzoamore @zachattackbitw

Warnings: Bullet Club feels, considering Adam was still in Bullet Club when I began writing this. Also, I wrote this in a very tired state. So please, ignore any mistakes xD

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