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Flower Child Masterlist (Peter Parker x ofc)

In which Lila Landry befriends and falls for Peter Parker, though not necessarily in that order. Battling ghosts from her past, chronic shyness, and near-death experiences, Lila must learn to fight everything holding her back to be the friend Peter needs her to be. To be the person Lila was always meant to be. That is if she can make it to the other side of homecoming weekend alive. But that's high school, right?

warnings: violence, language, depictions of anxiety, slow burn, angst, fluff

Part 1: Homecoming

Prologue: A Good Week

Favors and Phone Numbers

Small-Talk

Strange Nights

Aftermath

“Peter Knows Spider-Man!”

Lila and Ted’s Excellent Friday Night

Ms. Landry Goes to Washington

A Valid Fear of Elevators

Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

Every Batman Needs a Robin... or an Alfred

Just a Nobody

#flower child#spider-man#mcu#ofc#spider-man fic#peter parker#peter parker fic#peter parker x ofc#spider-man x ofc#marvel x ofc#mcu x ofc#slow burn#tom holland#tom holland imagine#spiderman homecoming#spiderman far from home#spiderman no way home
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trupie

"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."

-Terry Pratchett

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iridessence

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SHADOW AND BONE  ↳book > screen

Kaz knew the instant he made his mistake. They’d all known it might come to this. He should have trusted his crew. His eyes should have stayed trained on Van Eck. Instead, in that moment of threat, when he should have thought only of the fight, he looked at Inej. And Van Eck saw it.” - Six of Crows

"And what's yours?" Kaz thought of the moment on Vellgeluk that had nearly cost him everything. “I’m a cripple. That’s my tell. No one’s ever smart enough to look for the others.” - Crooked Kingdom

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