I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @siriuslychessi is a good person and deserves many good things.

Da fuq is this post and why does it have so many notes? 🤨

Chapter 5 - Smashing into Academia

3 Reasons Why

I planned on posting this on April 30 for @blackinnonfest but since I wasn’t sure I liked it, I reworked it and propose it to you all for @microficmay’s prompt 30.  

Prompts: Various; First and Last

Words: 341

There were various reasons why falling in love with Sirius Black wasn't a good idea.

Three, if one wanted to be specific.

And this, my friend, is Lily's "ha-ha" moment. The one she realises she might have a sort of tiny massive crush on a "just friend" fellow student.

It took her 7 years and a glimps on a hyper activ guy gently stroking his cat and quietly reading a muggle book about magic

It is, signing the contract saying we are not mad at you

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

god those were lawless times. 

tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

I am BEGGING you marauders fandom

PLEASE literally on my knees

STOP over tagging posts with multiple ship tags. You tag the PRIMARY ship and that’s it. You don’t over tag your posts with ships and random ass character names just to try and increase views.

I don’t care if we are in the same fandom or not, if you use a tag not pertinent to your post for “exposure” you get reported. The tags are to find things easier not to expose your blog.

You can use Blaze for that, and if you tag appropriately and people like your ideas it will break containment on its own.

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

Idk if this has been done yet-

#a typical saturday FRIENDS (1994-2004) 1.05 "The One With The East German Laundry Detergent"

Harley x Ivy done while streaming. Needed some fluff today.