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sorry for the poorly-cropped screencaps but i needed this scene to be on my blog since it ruined my fucking life
i am having a farcille brainrot, lord have mercy!!!!!
I just caught a typo for the first time in a fic that I've read several dozen times over the past month so basically don't worry about typos in your writing so long as your readers are as oblivious as I am 👍
worth noting that the next time I reread it after making this post I once again did not catch the typo 👍
eggpreg is one of those kinks where it's like. well I'm not NOT into it. but also my job has kind of ruined it for me bc if I think about it too long my brain will have thoughts like like "what if conrart weller got eggbound"
aw dang this post is definitely why I had a melatonin dream this morning about a canary needing emergency surgery for a cloacal prolapse 🫠
Obsessed with every part of this. The picture. The metaphor. The fact that they’ve apparently been divorced for at least four months already. Announcing your divorce on Instagram. The word “finally.” Announcing your divorce on Instagram *stories* (will delete after 24 hours). Leaving the “send message” capabilities open.
Expertise can't help you here.
Dungeon Meshi is about how much you can accomplish by getting 3 good meals a day and enough sleep. Also being kind and autistic.
Dude this page is a lifesaver Google is really bad for working out the order to read them in
just wanted to share this scene that was cut from the last chapter where, even after this blond dumbass just admitted to eating monsters and using black magic, kabru was still prepared to side with him against shuro if a fight broke out
happy dungeon meshi episode 17. i think i speak for everybody when i say:
all the women saying "im no better than a man" seeing monster fallin's huge bouncing naturals, refusing to be horny is NOT feminist now go JERK OFF to her tits NOW
eggpreg is one of those kinks where it's like. well I'm not NOT into it. but also my job has kind of ruined it for me bc if I think about it too long my brain will have thoughts like like "what if conrart weller got eggbound"
falin dungeon meshi single-handedly bringing about a taur porn renaissance like we haven't seen since mid-90s furry forums
all the women saying "im no better than a man" seeing monster fallin's huge bouncing naturals, refusing to be horny is NOT feminist now go JERK OFF to her tits NOW
The fact that "gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day" is a quote from 2005 TV show Supernatural is crazy
whole day I was wearing 2 necklaces and didn't notice...I changed into jammies just now and was surprised to find a secret second necklace under my shirt
I love when sdv spouses r like "babe I watered the plants for you 🥺🥺" "I fed all the animals for u 🥺" like awh babe you shouldn't have. Really. its all automatic 🤗🤗 but thanks anyways
