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✨ an updated list/ rank of all my tics ✨
motor tics:
- neck jerking: 6/10 its ok but sometimes it hurt me when happens too many times
- "look at the sky RIGHT NOW": 4/10 it's so dumb my neck just goes up and sometimes my column goes with it and i feel like i will fall on my back 🥴
- blinking: 8/10 i like it and it doesn't bother me but when im outside it can be really awkward if someone's on my sight
- eye rolling: 2/10 I HATE IT it hurts and i cant see shit and people can have the wrong impression if i do looking at them
- eyes shut: 1/10 HATE IT SO MUCHHHH when im walking with my dog and my brain just goes hmm what about walking ON THE VOID NO SIGHT NOTHING BYT BLACK i hate to wait so i can /see/ again
- bite/ jaw thing: 6/10 it doesn't bother me even if it might be bad for my teeth but its loud and annoying for others
- bonk [body part - usually head] with my fist: 0/10 bro wtf why am i hitting my head so hard
- shaking hands: 8/10 happy happy chemical i like it 🙌 bur it looks like im stimming and i do stim but they. are different things.
- bonk on my chest + middle finger: 2/10 its my only copropraxia tic and it sucks :( sometimes i hit my chest too hard or hurt my hand if im wearing neckless 🖕
- shaking my head: 5/10 i can use the excuse im fixing my hair but if it's way to many shaking i feel dizzy
- the "arms go up" tic: 3/10 what the actual fuck why my arms are up i look like a inflatable station doll thing
- closing both eyes hard + making a face: 1/10 I HATE IT wtf is wrong with my brain whats with the "i cant see" + "look like a toodler" combo
- back jerking: 2/10 strong premonitory urge builds up like AGONY FROM HELL 💀
- hitting things/ threaten to throw stuff: 3/10 hand go UP and im so scared to actually throwing stuff or hitting things (it happens rarely)
- 🤙 hand: 8/10 socially awkward but i look like a cool surfist
- snapping fingers: 6/10 usually before other tics but it makes ✨music✨
- breathing tic: 4/10 i cant breathe properly during it and it looks like im having an asthma attack 💔
- shrug/ shoulder jerking: 5/10 not bad but i dont really like it its premonitory urge burns my column for some reason ?
- knee going off: 1/10 i hate it WHY DO MY KNEES JUST STOP WORKING where do my bones go 🥸
- literally hitting my little sister/ friends: 0/10 wtf why do i do that i feel so guilty of hitting them and going "sorry" after is almost involuntary at this point
- typing tics: 5/10 if its a repeating tic i can just delete after it but if. its the. add dots. tic. it kinda pauses my thoughts too and. im to lazy to delete the dots
- clapping hands: 6/10 it doesn't bother me and usually happens when im listening to music or excited so i can disguise it well
- kissing (?) the air: 3/10 hate it it looks like im making a face or something and its ridiculous.
vocal tics:
- whistle: 5/10 i like it and i whistle like my grandpa used to do when i was little but its annoying outside and it can be LOUD.
- AHHHHHH: 3/10 i scream like im one of the chipmunks from alvin and the chipmunks and sometimes,, its a long long scream 😞 (and sometimes it comes out almost as a moan pls is so embarrassing)
- ªªªª: 6/10 i scream. while. whispering.
- ah: 5/10 i just literally say "ah" or open my mouth and emit No Sound its weird but not that bad
- wow!: 7/10 happens a lot when someone shows me something its funny
- pop sound: 5/10 dont really like its loud and repetitive (palialia is that you)
- click tongue(?): 5/10 don't really know how to describe it it has 2 ways to happen but yeah mid tic (BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS WITH THE BLINKING TIC IS HORRIBLE PLS)
- ecolalia: from 2/10 to 8/10 depends on what/who im echoing and if the situation dont become awkward after
- palialia: 4/10 repeating its cool ig but i dont like the stutter sometimes i cant say the most simple words and have to say a synonym for it 😞
- "b": 6/10 when my sister says "ah" i tic back "b". like im a 6yo reciting the alphabet.
- "gay": from -100/10 to 9/10 - if im with family BAD BAD NO NO RED FLAG if im with my friends or alone its so funny sometimes i look at them or a meme they send to me and just say "gay🏳️🌈" in a dead tone
- "oh no": 7/10 i say it whenever something mildly bad happens it can be funny
- that one "what did i just say" tic: 2/10 i dont like shouting out whole ass phrases I didn't think of and didn't knew i was going to say until its already said
- "haha": 6/10 not bad just a deadass no tone laugh
- "hmm": 7/10 i dont like it but its not that noticeable so im ok with it
- doing the sound my mom's car does when it's backing up: 5/10 its like a clock sound and its silly haha im a car kind of funny
mental tics (i name them based on what pattern of intrusive thought they are and have 3 of them as far as im aware but they're not hallucinations just mental tics) :
- emmanuel: 6/10 hes the nice voice. he. usually says nice things and "im not a demon" over and over hes kinda like jesus sometimes with happy intrusive thoughts like "drink water" or "help this person" and i just know they aren't my rational, voluntary thoughts
- demon: 2/10 hate-love him (in a bad way) when he starts he just think random bad stuff and complains about how boring things are repeating "boring boring boring" and he's the usual intrusive thoughts guy. he says i should kick my dog over and over and over for example
- bob: 4/10 hes the silly guy who repeats random silly words in the back of my head. like rn I'm thinking the words im typing and bob's thinking "banana" over and over and over again in the back
-my niece
childhood emotion of wanting a dragon that is your friend so bad that it feels like there is a vacuum in your soul that only a dragon who is your friend can fill
childhood emotion of waking up from a dream where you can fly and experiencing an ache in your soul bc you have had a taste of the impossible and know your mortal body traps you on the earth and feel like you’ve lost something
Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.
that is the height of the holiday.
What's wrong with Gandhi?
Where do I begin?
- Criticized the Jews for defending themselves against the Holocaust because he insisted that they should have committed public mass suicide in order to “shame” the Germans instead of fighting back. His exact words were, “But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher’s knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from the cliffs. As it is, they succumbed anyway in their millions.”
- Wrote an open letter to the British people in 1940 telling them to surrender to the Axis even if it mean accepting genocide.
- Was very anti-black. I hope you can stomach reading how he treated black people in South Africa. It’s fucking disgusting.
- Refused his wife life-saving medication (for religious reasons), but those religious reasons all of a sudden no longer applied to him when he was in a similar position.
- Refused to have sex with his wife for the last 38 years of their marriage. He felt that in order to test his commitment to celibacy, he would have beautiful young women (including his own great niece) lie next to him naked through the night. His wife, whom he described as looking like a “meek cow” was no longer desirable enough to be a solid test.
- Believed that Indian women who were raped lost their value as a human.
- During his time as a dissident in South Africa, he discovered that a young male was harassing two of his female followers. He responded by cutting the girls’ hair off to ensure the “sinner’s eye” was “sterilized.” He later boasted about the incident in his writings, pushing the message to all Indians that women should carry responsibility for sexual attacks upon them.
- Argued that fathers could be justified in killing daughters who had been sexually assaulted for the sake of family and community honor.
- Believed that menstruation was a manifestation of the distortion of a woman’s soul by her sexuality.
- Waged a war against contraceptives, labeling Indian women who used them as whores.
- Held the attitude that women were simply creatures that could bring either pride or shame to the men who own them.
Sources:
Websites: Women Suffer From Gandhi’s Legacy, People who most likely chose Gandhi as a historical figure to do a report on and immediately regretted it, On Mahatma Gandhi, his pathetic racism and advancement of segregation of black people by Sentletse Diakanyo, Not All Peaceful: 13 Racist Quotes Gandhi Said About Black People by Nick Chiles
Books: Sex and Power by Rita Banerji, On Pacifism by Derrick Jensen, The Collected Works of Mahatma Gandhi
Also literally went on hunger strike to prevent the new Indian constitution from outlawing the caste system, because he believed in the idea that people are born into the wealth/privilege or poverty/privation they find themselves in. Patronisingly referred to the so-called Untouchables as “children of god”. It took another half century to get caste outlawed, and of course its still deeply embedded in the culture and people are still getting murdered for transgressing its theoretically illegal rules.
Fucking disgusting that we still have a holiday for him anyways.
Wasn’t he also an actual pedo?
I’m bringing this up in my next history lesson
if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.
Actually, my first thought was “leeches”, but more power to you
This post is literal perfection
get ready for a knuckle samwich chump
This is the opposite of the skyrim meme
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
PLEASE reblog this.
I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it
i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.
idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000
reposting on my friends account
holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.
Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers!
Everyone should see this, it’s really important
I reblog every time
If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave
I fucking told you, auto
dUDE
hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG
oh god oh god oh god
PLEASE REBLOG
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
WTF
Stay alert ladies!
be warned
REBLOG!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!
I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!
This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!
!!!!!!!
STOP SCROLLING
PLEASE REBLOG
STOP SCROLLING
PLEASE REBLOG
HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!
This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION
Please stay safe everyone。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。
stop scrolling bitch
Im pretty sure my post got deleted accidentally. I cant find it on my blog so repost. Anyway, the way this works is that there’s someone in their custody who acts as a lost kid, people who are oh so kind will find take the kid to the address and will get taken. It’s really disturbing so please be careful
“And so she molded away in the deep, dark, cold of the grave…"
Good girl:
Really bad boy:
He's like that and she's only pretending to like him so he'd throw her food. They deserve each other, TBH.
He's also a thief (he likes taking out the pizza slices and throwing them around, he doesn't eat them, don't worry, he just likes to make a big mess)
Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:
FINALLY
I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:
Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:
Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:
And a quality photo of this sweet potato:
i think it’s so funny when men sit and like their pants rise up and you can see their ankles like even when they have socks on i see that and i’m like oh someone’s feeling a bit like a vivacious slut hmm ?
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.
every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it
I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
Moldy forest cat
New cryptid just dropped
Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.