Big bed
things i’ll not call you a whore for:
- sexual activity
- how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
- stealing my food
- stealing my lemons
- my cat likes you more than me
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
…I really don’t know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- it’s not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.
He seems to remember his walkies commands very well! But... he's still easily distracted
Finally had a nice enough day to take Tiny Tim out for a walk
He was so excited to explore (and eat all the grass) that I couldn't even get a good picture. He dragged me around the neighborhood for like 40 minutes. We even stopped and said hi to the neighbor. He was a very very good boy!
why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
One must always pay the cheese tax
Bothering the beast
Unmute !
Oh my goodness, that's a lot of opinions.
Rolling AND crispy meows.
KITTY
Autism acceptance and neurodiversity dragons~
me when i fuckin uhhh
if that's a drawing
I'm shocked
IT IS A DRAWING
HOLY SHIT
Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr
AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT
FLUFFY
Dressing up Emperor like my personal Barbie.