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Oh Sweet Sithis! I'm back on my BullShit!!!

@cryblueofzamorak / cryblueofzamorak.tumblr.com

Multi Fandom RPing Dragon
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lichrelly

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

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2boldlyqueer

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

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Finally had a nice enough day to take Tiny Tim out for a walk

He was so excited to explore (and eat all the grass) that I couldn't even get a good picture. He dragged me around the neighborhood for like 40 minutes. We even stopped and said hi to the neighbor. He was a very very good boy!

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