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THE ZANZA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE PRESENTS:   LORELAI GILMORE.

highly selective canon divergent,  heavily headcanon based,  of gilmore girls,  by zanza.

SHE/THEY*   /   27   /   MOUNTAIN TIME

* don’t refer to me as ‘girl’ or ‘woman’ unless we’re close or i give you permission!

carrd.    memes.    headcanons.   character study.    other blogs.

#❛   𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛  ⟡  zanza speaks!#here's this finally pls don't reblog it's my pinned post !!
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clueface

you give a bad name to psychics like me who pride themselves on the purity of that gift.  there are so many people out there who already doubt what we do,  now you’ve given them all a reason to think that we’re fakes.  you sicken me.   I’M SICKENED!

shawn spencer,   psychic detective.   wrangling attempted by zanza. (   featuring burton guster as a guest muse   )

non-rp blogs don’t like or reblog!

#❛   𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 ⟡ self promo!#okay he's back to inflict terror on all
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@hiepalien​ said   ⇾   “And I said ‘no’… You know, like a liar.” probably talking about some shit with her mom i dunno

JOHN MULANEY SENTENCES,   accepting.

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the end of lane’s rant comes with a statement that’s so definitive,   and lorelai’s pretty sure she’d caught the gist of it all  —  she hopes so,  anyway,  but her attention span has never been spectacular and while her average words per minute exceed what’s typically considered humanly possible?  keeping up with teenagers isn’t her forte on the days where michel has gone on and on and on about...  something she doesn’t care enough that she remembers now.  it’s fine,  that’s a problem for later-lorelai,  while the lorelai of the present zeroes her attention in on the problem that’s directly in front of her.   “okay,  so you lied,  that’s not the end of the world!”   is that even reassuring?  well,  a girl can hope,   “do you know how many times i lied to my parents when i was your age?  puh-lenty!”   hands rest on her hips as she smiles.

“listen,  kid,  your mom’s terrifying,  i’ll give you that.  the woman terrifies me,  and i’m not a woman easily shaken,”   okay,  that’s up for debate,  but not right now it isn’t,   “but that doesn’t mean it’s gonna mean anything like a month from now,  is it?  you’ve gotta look ahead sometimes,  think about if the problem of the moment is gonna seem so bad when you’re looking at it in some future moment.”   lorelai pauses before diving back in,  a singular breath sustaining her,   “not too far in the future though,  ‘cuz one time i tried to go like fifteen years off,  and i,  uh,  i got lost in a rabbit hole of stars hollow in a back to the future-esque scenario and all i could think about was taylor yelling at everyone for trying to use those hoverboard things!”

#hiepalien#❛   𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 ⟡ writing!#❛   𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 ⟡ answered!#ah yes here she is she LIVES#congratulations you succeeded in getting the blabbermouth goin
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❝   my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish.  ‘i’m writing a letter,  i can’t write a letter,  why can’t i write a letter?  i’m wearing a green dress,  i wish i was wearing my blue dress,  my blue dress is at the cleaners.  the germans wore gray,  you wore blue,  ‘casablanca’ is such a good movie.  casablanca,  the white house,  bush.  why don’t i drive a hybrid car?  i should really drive a hybrid car.  i should really take my bicycle to work.  bicycle,  unicycle,  unitard.  hockey puck,  rattlesnake,  monkey,  monkey,  underpants!’   ❞     //     independent lorelai gilmore,  by zanza.  est 2016.

#❛   𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛  ⟡  self promo!#here's this time to write
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fatalelity

fatalelity​:

she remembers the first time she swaddled rory gilmore, the way how her little breath regulated & the way how her whole body just relaxed. it was truly a sight to see — and now? now rory’s up & about, able to run & speak in sentences. most young college students wouldn’t be thrilled to have to raise a toddler along with studies but addison actually loved it. there is this warm feeling in her chest to feel how much this girl would trust her & the love she witnessed between lorelai & her daughter — nothing could quite describe the ways how this small family unit of theirs made addison so happy. 
❝ uh huh — humble too, might i add.  ❞   she tries to speak with a straight face as another eye carefully look over rory, making sure she doesn’t render her anatomy textbook in worse shape than it already is. 
hand dives into the bag of chips whilst the sound of it crinkling causes her to wince ever so slightly — god, that’s loud. and before she could even have her snack, addison bursts out laughing, only to emphatically shake her head in response.   ❝  she went for it!  ❞   she exclaims breathlessly with laughs mixed between her every breath.   ❝  i think we found ourselves a natural born feminist here!  ❞
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she doesn’t know what she’d do without addie.   mellie too,  of course,  but addie’s the reason lorelai’s here at all,  she’s the one who’d encouraged her to come to school and who’s supported every step she’s taken since.  having people who love her kid almost as much as she does is lucky,  and it’s even better that lorelai trusts them both endlessly.   

“oh,  incredibly humble.  if there were awards for humility?  i’d win ‘em all,”   she laughs,  a goofy grin lingering even after she finishes laughing.   “and rory would win cutest college toddler ever.  i’m pretty sure we’d all qualify for plenty of awards,  so it’s great,”   she shrugs,  reclining and allowing herself to relax just a little.

okay,  she can’t help but laugh again,   “wait,  my kid willingly reading sylvia plath?  you sure you weren’t punishing her for throwing a kegger?”

#fatalelity#❛   𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛  ⟡  writing!#❛   𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎  ⟡  college au!#❛   𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛  ⟡  thread: fatalelity 001!#i love this verse sm
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* 400 RANDOM DIALOGUE PROMPTS (READ MORE) ,
  • "i never noticed your eyes were this pretty."
  • "i'll stay in tonight, thanks."
  • "i can't even trust myself anymore."
  • "anything to eat around here?"
  • "i hope to repay your kindness someday."
  • "you're a terrible flirt you know."
  • "the only time you talk to me is when you need something."
  • "how did you find me?"
  • "how can i possibly trust you? after all you've done."
  • "i take orders from your father, not you."
  • "you're not a very convincing liar."
  • "i thought i'd never see you again."
  • "why can't i come with you?"
  • "it was my fault. it was all my fault."
  • "all this anger and hate, it's not good for you."
  • "this is the part where you apologize."
  • "is being drunk an excuse?"
  • "let me out of here! let me go!"
  • "aren't we in a good mood today?"
  • "i was making sure you weren't dead, since you never called."
  • "there's nothing left for me here."
  • "i know i lied to you. you can hate me and it's all right."
  • "i've been waiting for you for a long time."
  • "what happened? i heard a crash."
  • "was it you? did you do all this?"
  • "don't come any closer!"
  • "looking for something?"
  • "you're too scared to do it, aren't you?"
  • "i thought you'd like this."
  • "you came back!"
  • "i like seeing you smile."
  • "i must warn you, i won't go easy on you this time."
  • "it's better to expect disappointment."
  • "sorry to put you through that. i guess i owe you one now."
  • "no way, i'm not doing that."
  • "it's you! you came for me."
  • "could you be happy here with me?"
  • "let me buy you another drink."
  • "why should i trust you?"
  • "he's only mostly dead."
  • "knowledge is power."
  • "i screwed up. i know."
  • "we're going to have to stay here tonight."
  • "help me choose something to wear?"
  • "i do care."
  • "i'm sorry, i'm not what you think i am."
  • "how many more people need to die before you're satisfied?"
  • "you scared me."
  • "just try to hang on."
  • "i risked my life for you!"
  • "two years later and you haven't changed."
  • "we're not so different after all."
  • "i need you to trust me."
  • "why are you being so stubborn?"
  • "you don't scare me."
  • "i'm scared of what you're becoming."
  • "you look like you just saw a ghost."
  • "that's quite a scratch you've got there."
  • "i've always hated it."
  • "this is the part where you leave."
  • "don't treat me like a child."
  • "you were talking in your sleep."
  • "what are you doing out here by yourself?"
  • "wait. i've heard that sound before."
  • "would it be alright if i borrowed this?"
  • "i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do."
  • "it's not stealing if it was mine to begin with."
  • "it's nothing personal."
  • "you were going to leave without saying goodbye?"
  • "i'll still be here when you wake up."
  • "don't you fucking dare!"
  • "you're lucky you're cute."
  • "it's too dark, i can't see anything."
  • "i swear it wasn't me."
  • "that is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you've just met."
  • "i've got your back, okay?"
  • "how long have i been asleep?"
  • "just who do you think you are?"
  • "i think i might've broken something..."
  • "i wish you'd take better care of yourself."
  • "is this what you wanted?"
  • "what do you want in exchange for it?"
  • "did you miss me?"
  • "i'm trying my best and it's not good enough."
  • "it's not safe for people to see us together."
  • "don't lie to me."
  • "i see a lot of myself in you."
  • "take a seat, we're gonna be here a while."
  • "i won't hate you. i know you think that's what you deserve but it's not."
  • "who do you fight for?"
  • "it's rare to see your kind around here."
  • "walk with me?"
  • "i know you better than you think."
  • "why did you bring me here?"
  • "what did you want to tell me?"
  • "you don't even know my name."
  • "it's nothing, i'm just tired."
  • "of course i care. you're my family."
  • "i didn't tell you because i was afraid... of losing you."
  • "where is my candy, you son of a bitch?"
  • "you want me to punch him in the face?"
  • "please... say something."
  • "who the hell invited you?"
  • "we need to be careful."
  • "i just wanted to say i'm sorry."
  • "we're locked in!"
  • "don't be naked. i'm coming in."
  • "do you ever get afraid?"
  • "you wouldn't understand."
  • "promise you'll say something if you need help?"
  • "where have you been?"
  • "there was blood everywhere."
  • "i just need to step away for a bit, get some fresh air."
  • "we're safe, aren't we?"
  • "how about a little midnight snack?"
  • "how many people have you killed? how many?"
  • "whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no."
  • "you look... amazing."
Source: toadmemes
#❛   𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛  ⟡  ask meme!#i'm in a meme mood tbh
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