Tea time with Caduceus. Hundreds of years later. Remembering old friends.

yall cisgendereds too bold nowadays we gotta start driving that fucking bus again

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

npc requests from earlier of Marion, Cree, Yeza & Luc, and Bryce :-3

modern au teacaddy, in which they went to the store at 2am for munchies but went home with several oranges, a new basil plant, and horrible pomegranate vodka that has glitter in it (bc molly thought it was funny) 🧚🏽‍♂️🍇

"Love makes people grow"

ah dang so he’s not gonna die huh :( maybe another time

you’re giving me so much hope in the replies, bless

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave

annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book

charles xavier:

I will never understand how single parents can justify dating people who are mean to their kids. If I had a child and my significant other was cruel to them I would have a parent-child bonding day burying my ex’s corpse in the woods.

i just made a quiz :)

if you would like to know which unpopular archetype you are, feel free to check it out!

ummm further breakdown if anyone is interested because i got really invested in this:

taken & omen are definitely the most used by the story. they’re not so far on the peripheral so much as they’re integral to it, but seen only as a means to an end. taken is the optimistic/lighthearted counterpart of the omen; tragedy happens to both of them, but for the taken this is just an unfortunate coincidence, whereas the omen sees it as inherent to their identity. the taken is a very good influence on the omen. they’re both considered younger classes.

higher power & ghost are the most separated from the story while still managing to affect it and even be the driving force behind it. they’re both considered authority figures but while the higher power is direct about their influence, the ghost is a much more passive force, one who is defined by their absence. they both have extreme psychological effects on the people that they’re closest too, for better or worse. they’re considered older classes.

dark horse & killer are the closest things to protagonist and antagonist that we have, so it makes sense that so many people were sorted into them. my friend said that dark horse didn’t exactly match her, and I agree, because it’s kind of vague. I’ll elaborate here. dark horse tends to come in an ensemble. they aren’t unseen, exactly, so much as they are defined by other people for a very long time. they are the best friend character or otherwise on the peripheral, lots of time is spent offscreen. what happens from there is either a paradigm shift, in which they ascend to the role of leader/start taking on much more responsibility. or the work that they do in the shadows suddenly becomes a lot more relevant to the main plot. it’s the sign of being overlooked/having unnoticed potential. late bloomer class. 

killer i was the most hesitant about writing, because it’s probably one of the most offensive classes. i want to clarify that it isn’t an edgelord class, really, even though it sounds like it. it’s not inherently mean or violent, though that could be part of it. mostly, it’s a reflection of what you think of yourself, even if its inaccurate. it’s the most angsty class and signifies inner turmoil more than anything else, which in my experience always inspires feelings of guilt, anger, and self-antagonism. again, super loaded result, but it comes from my own experience so i try to make it as accurate as possible. i liked to put an emphasis on recovery, without minimizing just how fucking bad it feels to be at that point. 

the accomplice and the loyal were um. heart wrenching. absolutely the most romantic classes with a strong emphasis on devotion. the key difference between them is that the loyal is married to a set of ideals whereas the accomplice is devoted to an individual. loyal is more along the lines of mary magdalene or penelope and tends to be very virtuous. they put their morals first and fall deeply in love with the people who embody them, even if time and space separate them. the accomplice is an inversion of this - morals and belief systems do not mean so much as their own feelings. it’s a more consumptive form of love, to the point where you would do anything for the person, regardless of where they take you or what kind of a disaster you land in. these are both caretaker roles, though the accomplice definitely takes on more responsibility for their partner. accomplice is also an antagonist class, though not quite as bad as whoever they’re in love with.

i got the omen

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀