Gone for six years

*forms a ratking with my mutuals*

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsDoph2BoXM/

kids r just tiny ok. theyre just little people . if u say kids r demons or that they make u want 2 hurt them then u r weird and fucked up. be nice 2 kids

Arizona details. 2016.

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

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joyriding - frnkiero andthe cellabration

posts that call brideshead “dark academia” are so funny to me like sebastian is literally a legacy who parties nonstop and doesn’t go to class and charles essentially follows suit once they get together. like literally neither of them care about class a little. they’re not “academics” they’re kids whose parents buy their way into top colleges so they can party all the time. literally just admit that when you mean “dark academia” you mean white men in suits at elite universities.

I respect and admire ellen page as a wonderful human and actor but she has never played a convincing straight person in her entire career

honestly if they wanted this romance to come across as anything but “closeted lesbian tries to date the first man who shows any sort of interest in her because she has unresolved attachment and emotional issues” they shouldn’t have cast ellen page

middle school bully, with me pinned against the wall: hold on one sec *searches “Wikipedia list of lgbt-related slurs” on phone* okay, here we go.

if you see a dude chilling in a graveyard talking to the local crows and eating carrot sticks it’s probably me

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day