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customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

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Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

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New York Times workers are striking tomorrow for the first time in 44 years.

Tomorrow, December 8th 2022, stay off of the NYT website, don't listen to any of their podcasts, don't play Wordle, nothing

[ID: The first image is a screenshot of a CNN Business headline. It says: "The New York Times is bracing for a historic mass walkout as union negotations go down to the wire."

The article was authored by Oliver Darcy and published 11:38 PM EST. Tuesday, December 6th, 2022.

The second image is a screenshot of a tweet from @amandahess that says: "We're asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak."

The timestamp of the tweet is 12:47 PM, December 7th, 2022. /ID]

Fuck dating apps, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (being assigned to work on the X-Files together and spending the next decade proving the existence of extraterrestrials and also falling in love)

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

By Talos, this can't be happening

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

Rule #2 no kissing on the mouth and don't fall in love

Rule #3 no man left behind

an important addition

creacher