slut era

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

BREAKING: our in-house psychic has determined that your favorite team has a 64.8% chance of "sucking so bad it horts" this season.

have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad

mlb changed uniform manufacturers this year to this company that has been making dogshit licensed fan merch for a while (fanatics, may the lord curse their name) and first of all the new jerseys are cheap and have awful stitching and the lettering on player names is abysmal. but second and most importantly the new pants are Extremely Transparent

also apparently they not doing custom tailoring for pants anymore. which is a problem because pitchers tend to have really thick thighs and standard issue pants across the board are not gonna cut it lmao (see exhibit a below)

an article i read in the athletic about this whole thing specifically mentioned the fat ass issue

happy spring training. whatever happens after this happens

BREAKING: a witch has just cast a spell on a seagull, transforming him into a Seattle Mariners fan to teach him a lesson in humility.

jennette mccurdy should be allowed to hunt nickelodeon past and present execs for sport

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

↳ GB @ SF | 01.20.24

So sorry you have brainrot; mine is growing new leaves, roots, et cetera

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin