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Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?

Our birthday never gets celebrated so why should anyone else be celebrated?

OH SHIT.

Our birthday is May 1st. You’re too kind, @humunanunga

TARGET’S A TAURUS, EVERYONE CELEBRATE TARGET’S BIRTHDAY ON MAY 1ST.

IT’S TARGET’S BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TARGET

Childhood is forcing yourself to nap. Adulthood is forcing yourself not to nap.

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

One day, you will either wake up and never go to sleep again, or go to sleep and never wake up again.

“I usually challenge newcomers to a battle of wits, but I see you are all unarmed.” -The Bard, upon meeting the rest of the party for the first time.

“Deegan Hold my staff, I need to knock some manners into this pompous ninny.” -The Sorcerer to the Fighter, upon hearing this.

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

Depression is watching an hour-and-a-half, in-depth, lore-heavy analysis video for a video game you’ll never play because it’s the only thing in the world you have the energy and attention span for, for some reason

hmmm

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

@ruf1ohn1tram

Instead of a sign that says “No Fishing” a sign that says “No Fish” would be more effective.

VengefulBirb via /r/Birbs https://ift.tt/2H2uOeL

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

A dinner guest! via /r/AnimalsBeingDerps https://ift.tt/2GoqbdB

the promotional poster for the warriors movie has arrived.

Ear protection for a guide pupper at the Australian GP, taken from the r/formula1 subreddit