anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

rihanna celebrating her birthday

Harry at Narita Airport in Japan - October 9.

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

rip

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

all customers are jared, 19

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30

Yes please

Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

19 - 25

bellv2: Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉

♪ Nick Miller, yo, streets of Chicago, rough and tumble love, you my heart! ♪

Amsterdam, Netherlands - March 14 📸: Andreas Terlaak