Atsumu invites Sakusa to go snowboarding with him and when they decide to take a lunch break Atsumu is already laughing to himself at the thought of seeing Omi’s curls matted down from being under a helmet for so long. But instead Omi takes off his goggles and helmet and it’s like one of those dramatic clips where he whips his hair and it somehow bounces perfectly into place and he runs his hand through it all unintentionally sexy like and Atsumu has to shield his eyes from the sheer radiance with a soundclip of squidward’s voice yelling “oh no hes hot” playing in his mind
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Kuroo purposely plays videogames very bad just to stress out Kenma. Wastes all of his PokeBalls on one pokemon. Always chooses the WiiFit Trainer for Smash. Builds up the worst characters. Walks right by chests and easily obtainable items. Yeets his characters off cliffs. Refuses to use the dodge or shield button.
Has his character stand in the middle of the battlefield just running around in circles until he gets shot. Spends every racing game trying to find shortcuts that don't exist. Purposely sets houses on fire in The Sims. Kills random peaceful NPCs that are just minding their own business. Picks all the rude answers in otome games.
The only game he's ever played properly is Nintendogs.
who in hq ??? this tiktok k worded me i want a s/o? tf? 🤨
SJDNDNDJD stahhhhp he's so freaking cute
scowls at the divider and refuses to eat with anything separating you two and so you end up eating in the car so they can feed you fries and hold hands
Oikawa, Osamu, Ukai, Konoha, Meian, Daishou, Kageyama, Yaku, Iwa, Aone, Sakusa
will still sit down with a pout and start to eat but you feel your phone buzz a minute into the meal and you have a text that says "babe :( youre so far away 💔"
Bokuto, Atsumu, Yachi, Taketora, Goshiki, Suga, Koganegawa, Yamaguchi, Komori, Aran
just happy to be with you even if there's a glass panel separating you two. likes to look up and see you smiling across from them. seems more intimate because the date is mostly reading each other's expressions. gives both of you the chance to really study each other.
Kita, Kiyoko, Ushijima, Tanaka, Hirugami, Mattsun, Romero, Akaashi
"hahahaha babe! it's like you're in jail and i have to talk to you through a window. don't worry babe, i'll bail you out. we'll make it through this. i'll still love you even if you're a convict."
Kuroo, Saeko, Terushima, Noya, Tendou, Futakuchi, Makki, Hoshiumi
For some reason, I don't think Kageyama knows how to swim
Jessica Rabbit's "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
but it's Kuroo
hanamaki takahiro x f!reader, alcohol, weed, driving under the influence, creepy dudes, fake dating trope, i promise this isn't good im just rambling
Good fucking god, the man infront of you is insufferably relentless. What's your name? Are you here alone? Do you have a boyfriend? Can I have your number? Where do you work? Let me buy you a drink inside.
You're in no mood. You had stepped outside of the bar to get away from the crowd, not for some creep to immediately hop into your space and gradually make you more uncomfortable with an onslaught of intrusive questions. You turn your head to avoid looking at him, though it's perfect timing because you catch your friend coming out the entry.
Makki, help me, you mouth at him with big pleading eyes. He knows exactly what to do.
"Babe! There you are! I was looking for you," he says as he strides over to you and slips his arm around your waist. You relax, feeling safe now that he's by your side.
"Just wanted some air. Sorry, babe," you sigh and tilt your head to rest on his shoulder. It's all too natural, most likely because this isn't the first, second, or even third time that Makki's come to your rescue as your fake boyfriend. You've always been acutely aware of people's predatory vibes towards you - men and women alike who've come on too strong for your comfort. Thankfully, Makki's learned over time to keep an eye on you.
There's never been a reason for Hinata to learn how to drive. He biked to school. He biked and used ride shares once he got to Brazil. And when he came back home to Japan, the public transport system was more than enough for him to get around.
But now he's back in Brazil, and he meets you, the owner of an old but reliable sedan that gets you around the city and out of it when you need to breathe. You certainly don't mind driving, though inevitably comes the day where you toss him the keys and ask him to pick up some take out on the other side of town.
"You know I can't drive!"
"Like, at all? Never even had a lesson?"
His cheeks go pink as he scratches the back of his head sheepishly. You sigh and end up dropping what you're doing to go pick up dinner for the night.
The next day, you force him to accompany you to an empty parking lot where you offer to teach him the basics of driving. He's reluctant at first, and after he hits a fence, scrapes the passenger side headlight on a pole, and runs over a curb, he's feeling a bit discouraged.
"I don't know about this," he groans after you instruct him on how to straighten the car back out.
"It's fine! This old piece of junk can take a few bruises," you insist.
"Eh, maybe we should just come back to this. Try again in another year or something. Getting around on my bike is fine," he says with a pout.
You reach over the center console and place your hand on his thigh, giving a light squeeze. You weren't planning on bringing this up, but he seems to really need the encouragement.
"Shoyo, if you don't learn how to drive, I'll never get to give you roadhead."
5 days later, he's the proud owner of a Brazilian driver's license.
Atsumu's love is ultraviolet. Blinding. Stinging. Something of the heavens. Seeps into your skin and changes the nature of everything that makes you, you. Absolutely unignorable and determined to reach you no matter if you dare to try to block it out.
Osamu's love is infrared. Studying. Discerning. Stable and rooted to the earth. Illuminates your world when you believe you can no longer see and shows you that which you could not see before. Quiet and tenuous - if you don't know where to look, you might miss it, though it's always there.
This is the Miya divide.
im gonna thirst (ish, sfw) for makki in your ask (bc who else?) (also special bc i don't usually thirst for him but i've been thinking) my headcanon is that part of the reason makki is between jobs is because his parents are loaded (seijoh is a private school after all! the fees may not be like western private schools but certainly it's not nothing), he knows he's supposed to have a career and he'll get around to it but why rush?
And then he meets you and he's really not in a rush. you guys go on a few dates and he's completely hooked on you. he takes you out to increasingly extravagant/adventurous dates and he pays for everything. if you guys go to a climbing gym he won't even let you get the rentals, he will literally buy you your own set of equipment. and he's not particularly loud about any of this either, makes it seem like it's casual or no big deal. he realizes a little too late all he wants to do is spend his time with you, he visits you on your lunch break even if it's only 30 minutes, he accompanies you on your commute even if it's completely out of the way for him. he honestly forgets that getting a job is something he even is supposed to do because caring for you has become a full time job for him. he literally will not get a job unless you or someone important to you makes a comment about it and if you even hint at liking him as a househusband he will never look at a job application again in his life.
#kiki-ps📬#skye you have utterly annihilated me#makki sir your only job is to love me 🥺❤️#i am literally on the floor#fuck i am so in love#this is perfection#every single word#i would tell him he needs to invest and this asshole would probably invest in NFTs and somehow actually make money off them#i love that you mentioned the climbing gym because my bf and i went regularly before covid#hbd bby 🍓💕#actual loml
I can't stop thinking abt Deku and Hinata being huge fans of each other's shows
Like Hinata thinking "Plus Ultra" is the coolest slogan ever and has a bunch of shirts with it plastered across his chest. Starts yelling "Sao Paulo Spike!" whenever he hits the ball and all of his attacks are Brazil themed
And Deku watching HQ!! and starting a UA volleyball team (Himself, Shoji, Kendo, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Ojiro, Iida, Tsuburaba - quirks allowed). Maybe gets "For today you are the defeated. What will you become tomorrow?" tattooed somewhere on his person.
kiki i went to denny’s yesterday and i thought of us and our 2D boyfriends as i drank my shitty coffee <3
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Jess, I started writing this after you wrote Bail Out and then got stuck and then accidentally published it unfinished and then quickly set it as private so I wouldn't lose it. I had to go digging, but I have finished it in lieu of this ask 🤍
You and Reigen get arrested for fighting in a Denny's parking lot at 4 AM. After your friends graciously bail you both out, you somehow wind up back at fucking Denny's.
Implied f!reader but no pronouns mentioned. I headcanon this gag trope that Reigen talks about his job and Mob and Dimple and such, but every time his s/o comes around, they just so happen to leave or get drawn into some other ordeal. Takes place before the divine tree arc. I guess in some kind of way this could be considered a fluff piece.
"I can't believe they let us back in here," you grumble as you huddle yourself in the corner on the booth, trying to keep as far away from the intolerable blonde man sitting on the same side as you. Your friend/saving grace/one true shining beacon of hope that the world is a good place sits across from you next to her boyfriend, who is barely more tolerable than your own, but at least he hasn't gotten you arrested.
"Honey, we see someone pull a gun out in here at least once a week. Your little lovers quarrel in the parking lot ain't nothin'," the waitress says as she fills the coffee cups around the table, completely numb to the fuckery of overnight diner shifts.
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18+ Only - MDNI
well I never planned on writing for Genshin, but since I couldn't find an in universe Thoma smut fic, I wrote my own. also for @gg9183 🤍
thoma x f!reader, did not proofread, not really slow burn but you have to read to get to the smut, pwp, pwf, lightly possessive, dry humping, slight angst, hint at aether x ayaka, some spoilers for the inazuma arc, (3.97k wc)
Perhaps it's because you come from a small clan, living a life closer to that of a commoner than what one would expect of a family in power, but you always come to the Kamisato estate with a critical eye. It's not that you don't like your meetings with Ayaka (a roundabout plan by your parents to raise the clan's status in hopes that one day she'd have the pull to suggest to her older brother that he marry you), but the perfection you observe makes you wary. They could try to hide it with their immaculately clean halls and rooms, or Ayaka's drilled manners, but you know that nothing is perfect.
Certainly the housekeeper they call Thoma is no exception to this knowledge.
However, despite your reservation to believe in perfection, the blond foreigner has yet to prove he's anything but so. He seems to be friends with just about everybody, and all that know him do nothing but revere him for his skills as a housekeeper and business negotiator. He's kind in a genuine way, and you can't find a hint of hidden motive behind the offers of his hand to help you up or down any stairs, running after you with an umbrella if it rains on your journey back home, or his jacket if he catches a hint of a chill in the air.
Oh, and he's handsome too.
As the case may be, he is an exception and he really is perfect. And almighty archon, is it ever so annoying.
Just things from HQ!! that I love because sometimes I need to remember what really got me into the series:
- When Hinata sees the poster of himself that Yachi made. I sob like a baby every time.
- All the Brazil foreshadowing
- Hinata's bathroom songs. Reminds me of my friends and I taking karate in preschool and learning Japanese and always giggling at "benjo."
- Takeda-sensei being so dedicated to bringing out the full potential of the team. Like, the team wouldn't have Ukai, or the Nekoma connection, or all of the training in Tokyo, - read: everything necessary for them to make it to nationals - if not for him. His words of encouragement to Hinata and Kageyama after they lost to Seijoh? Chills every time I read it.
- And Ukai. Takes on. A second job. That has him up before sunrise. Just to coach these high schoolers.
- The fact that Saeko stayed and drank with the coaches when she drove Hinata and Kageyama to Tokyo.
- In the anime, when Kuroo is teasing Kenma for the face he makes when watching Hinata play and Kenma's like "I don't make a face" and Kuroo says, "You do." There's this like half beat pause before Kenma comes back with "Do not" and idk why but the added pause cracks me up.
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Oddly specific Kyoutani on Instagram headcanons:
- The most amount of followers he's had and ever will have is 230
- He has 2 pictures and one doesn't even have a caption
- He follows 21 accounts - one being yours, the others are mostly accounts that repost funny dog vids, and a Russian mechanics meme page
- He's in a Seijoh group chat within the app, but only follows Watari
SKNHSHA KIKI THE AMOUNT OF JOY THIS BRINGS ME IS INMENSURABLE
if i may add…
- one of the two pictures is of the seijoh volleyball court, empty with a lone volleyball in the frame (it’s an old pic— the kind that u post when u first get instagram and don’t know what to do with it)
- that’s also the picture without a caption
- the second one is of him and his dog that you took before you started dating when you went on a morning hike
- he tagged you in the picture and that’s the only trace of you in his profile
- literally only goes on instagram like twice a year, or whenever he sees that you posted/tagged him (he turned on your post notifications so he wouldn’t miss anything important )
Kyoutani Kentarou loves like a lake on a summer day.
Love was never something he wanted or sought after. Crushes were just something he didn't get. His teammates seemed to always be talking about sex and relationships, and while he'd make the occasional mental note on someone's attractiveness, he wasn't at all interested in dividing up his time for someone else. Whether he would find love or not, whatever. Even after high school and he'd let himself be flirted with at parties and bars, partaking in one night stands and a short-lived first attempt at monogamy, he never worried about it.
Perhaps, he should have.