Me infodumping about my hyperfixations to people who know nothing about them

Sebastian Stan 

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) + BTS

✨It’s the murder look for me✨

IG-@Thesamurairider

Go girl

I’m literally in love with her

If I wasn’t gay before…

btw: she’s in the upcoming Black Widow movie 😍 and—

—holyfuckingshitballs. 💖 

[i am looking respectfully]

Magnificent.

actually fucking despise sex scenes in movies

just fucking pan away or fade to black dont make a whole movie theater uncomfortable just cause some producer or director needed an excuse to see an actress's tits

haha no bro i promise im okay! *dissolves due to loneliness*

posts that start hitting different under quarantine

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

If anyone wants to add, please do

None of these are wrong.

This boy is a work of art

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life

Me: I love languages!

Also me: *hasn't practice in days* *forgets words for common stuff* *what's grammar* *avoid native speakers*

Me: yeah, I love languages

Also me: *mix all the target languages in a single sentence*

Relatable

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

I literally heard that in his voice

Puma Rescued From A Contact-Type Zoo Can’t Be Released Into The Wild, Lives As A Spoiled House Cat

LOOK AT THIS BIG KITTY

steve: our mission is to rescue hostages

natasha: no that’s your mission

steve: 

Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. in the Iron Man 3 Behind the Scenes.

Bob, your power bottom is showing