Idk

this is how disability works in america

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

What the hell even is the this post

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.

Language had to evolve very specifically to make that last one

People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

I gave my mum Alexandra Horowitz’s On Looking: Eleven Walks Through Expert Eyes for her birthday this year, it’s a book that revolves around this idea: the author invites 11 specialists in different things to walk around a boring city block with her one after the other so they can point out to her the things they see, that she doesn’t notice. There’s an expert in typography talking about what the variety of fonts on urban signs can tell you about the city’s history, an entomologist pointing out all the urban insects no one pays attention to, a geologist, a sound engineer…

See this is what I mean by “there are more wonders in this world than you can ever dream of and all you need to do is listen to its stories and see it’s magic. ”

Video

This was wonderfully hilarious

Working video link: https://youtu.be/5WTkJHHF4B4

this is like the ideal job

This is just an average preschool.

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

Reblog to support jar-opening lesbians

This is the Sue Perkins of Jar Opening Lesbians

Reblog for success in opening jars on the first try for the rest of the year!

And may this gift follow you into the new year

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Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

They’re like adult pacifiers

david attenborough: [to dramatic orchestral score] this is the biggest north-facing sandstone incline in the World…    and there is a very special Bug who lives here

me: wow

Life’s Lil Pleasures Vol. 1 & 2 by Evan Lorenzen

Who you kidding with that frowny face, wizards love learning!

you gotta pass the theoretical to get to the practical

Wizard: I was aiming for a booty call, but this is actually very informative!

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

Me: its just a coincidence

Me (internally): …. or a sign…

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

this is making me HOWL