i want to know what bears think sometimes

God bless nurses forever

Rescued raccoon imprints on dad. (via)

a productive what now?

like I'm sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. "we are all living through a global pandemic, nobody has any money, our democracies are horrifically morally bankrupt and our world is dying. here's how to break down spiritually in a palatable and socially-approved way!"

... I consider myself a pretty emotionally constipated person but jesus christ

"Sorry, I'm afraid I can't have a meeting at 4 today because it conflicts with my crying session"

The clone has disabled my control of the Normandy as well as all sensory input

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

ccant relate

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

me playing stealth missions in games:

I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are…

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

I’m sure others on this post have mentioned this too, but what’s extra shitty about check-out charity donations is that the company is legally allowed to count their customer’s charitable donations on their own, and use them for taxes write offs. this means that your donation (which may or may not even be going to the organization at all) is being used to give a billion dollar corporation a massive tax break (sometime to the tune of millions of dollars).

avoid check-out charity donations like the plague. if you want to donate, definitely do so directly to the charity.

id: a tweet by @RebeccaWatson. I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You’re a $10 billion corporation. I’m using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatoes. Why don’t YOU donate $20 to end child hunger. / end id

ME1 side quests more like “hey Shepard I know you’re busy but apparently humanity’s entire military force is incompetent so we need you, specifically, to take care of this”

Joker: Message coming in. 

Shepard: 

#I mean I’m pretty sure it’s also like#wait the citadel gave one of our soldiers a license to kill?#like anyone?#no diplomatic incidents?#no questions asked once you say a spectre did it???#yeah okay someone striek up a to do list we are getting shit done (via @boshtet-juggler)