I will never ever judge you for what you do or don’t ship. No matter how much I dislike a ship, I will never put you down for it. They are fictional characters and are here to make you happy. If your ship makes you happy thats all that matters.

• let me congratulate you for your fantastic taste on characters

• come and discuss headcanons with me
• plot twin verses with me
• come gush about their history and questionable life choices and asshole attitudes and the little quirks that made you fall in love with them with me
• I’M NOT HERE TO COMPETE WITH YOU, I’M HERE TO DEVELOP ARCHS AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS CHARACTER THAT WE BOTH LOVE
• come at me dudeski.

I want to rp w someone that will be so invested in our ship/rp that we eventually become rp best friends and talk every day and not only talk abt our thread but abt our actual lives and all that fun stuff u know ?? is that just me ?? or ?????

CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES

• ❝You amaze me.❞
• ❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞
• ❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞
• ❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞
• ❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞
• ❝What shall we toast to?❞
• ❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞
• ❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞
• ❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞
• ❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞
• ❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞
• ❝Tastes good.❞
• ❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞
• ❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞
• ❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞
• ❝Are you a lesbian?❞
• ❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞
• ❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞
• ❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞
• ❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞
• ❝I’m impressed.❞
• ❝Well, I’m in love.❞
• ❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞
• ❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞
• ❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞
• ❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞
• ❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞
• ❝Fucking idiot…❞
• ❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞
• ❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞
• ❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞
• ❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞
• ❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞
• ❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞
• ❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞
• ❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞
• ❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞
• ❝And how are things down under?❞
• ❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞
• ❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞
• ❝ What are the terms?❞
• ❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞
• ❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞
• ❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞
• ❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞
• ❝Why can’t we be together?❞
• ❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞
• ❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞
• ❝I can be sexy!❞
• ❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞
• ❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞
• ❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞
• ❝What happened to us?❞
• ❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞
• ❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
• ❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
• ❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
• ❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
• ❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
• ❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
• ❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
• ❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
• ❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
• ❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
• ❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
• ❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
• ❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
• ❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
• ❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
• ❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
• ❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
• ❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
• ❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
• ❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞ 

• “i’ve been thinking about us.”
• “i’m asking you now if you love me.”
• “of course i love you, ____. but i can’t give you the answer you want.”
• “one summer can change everything.”
• “it’s about following your heart, right?”
• “as long as you don’t give up your passion.”
• “eventually, there will be a reckoning.”
• “that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? it won’t last.”
• “are you scared, ____?”
• “don’t freak out. just trust me.”
• “i’m breakfast at tiffany’s, but this place is strictly in cold blood.”
• “he was looking for the girl next door. instead, he found me.”
• “you wanted fire? sorry, _________. my specialty’s ice.”
• “just… talk to her. it could go a long way. would have gone a long way with me.” 
• “you are so perfect. i’ll never deserve you.”

• “romeo and juliet are the exception, not the rule.”
• “once again, fate throws us together.”
• “sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world.”
• “what? what are you going to do?”
• “i’m not. i want to be. i thought i could be. but it’s too much, too fast.”
• “what do you know about it, _____? or about me, even?”
• “he wasn’t perfect. but he always tried to do the right thing.”
• “sometimes a friend is better than a boyfriend.”
• “why don’t we both just do that bro thing where we nod like douches & mutually suppress our emotions?”
• “is there something you want to tell me, pal?”
• “did you & _______ kill him together?”
• “i’m alone.”
• “we’re not gonna hug in front of the entire town.”
• “it’s like there was a train that was going to the rest of my life. & i just… missed it.”
• “it is not my fault he doesn’t like you.”

• "spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules.”
• “i don’t follow rules, i make them. & when necessary, i break them.”
• “nothing this bad was ever supposed to happen here.”
• “you don’t want to slow down, do you?”
• “they have zero remorse for the lives they destroy.”
• “does he not know who i am?”
• “i’d love to stay. but i gotta shake down an evil adventure scout.”
• “not bad.”
• “maybe i don’t know _______.”
• “you came through for me. in a way no one else ever has before.”
• “i would’ve done anything to protect _____.”
• “i saw the way you looked at me. … you’re hiding something.”
• “maybe we should slow it down a little.”
• "she’s right.”
• “would i have complete freedom?”

• “where did you find all of this?”
• “oh, i’m already there!”
• “you’re right. i’m selfish, & i’m stupid.”
• “make some room, outcasts.”
• “what’s next, selling her hair extensions?”
• “it’s off-brand & sends a false message about acceptance.”
• “shut the hell up, or you’ll find out!”
• “i just hate when people disrespect my cinematic experience.”
• "i’ll figure it out. i always do.”
• “you are not the things you said.” 
• “you’re not stupid. this wasn’t your fault.”
• “i have a strong inkling.”
• “threatened, much?”
• “i learned that from the nancy drew detective handbook.”
• “if you really are my friend, you’ll drop this.”