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Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe
For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe.
Reblogging. Untreated STDs can kill you. And not just HIV. Shit like chlamydia can cause full blown sepsis.
Remember kids, if you’re gonna hoe, hoe responsibly.
doctors don’t judge. they deal with worse than you regularly. they also aren’t allowed to say shit to anyone about your sexual activity, at least in the US.
sometimes u gotta just moan when you hit a really good stretch or it doesnt count
“If you’re the flower, then he’s the bee who visits you every day.”
art by @fittsythesnail
Yeah so heyyyyyy. This is my new boyfriend I am obsessed with. I love him more than cheese loves burgers, butter loves popcorn, and bees love honey.
Thank you always to my amazing Fittsy. I never get enough of how you’re always able to NAIL the vibes. I love you foreverrrrr💖.
Fittsy’s coms are OPEN so check out her com sheet!
Bakugou doesn't grow facial hair cuz the one time he forgot to shave and had the beginnings of a mustache I went "Oooo Katsu... you look like your daddy 😏" and he shaved it off the next hour.
He pisses me off one day by being annoying all damn day and I finally lose my shit and say "You better stop before I become the third in Mr. and Mrs. Bakugou's relationship. I'll go from being your wife to your stepmama in minutes, keep playing with me."
“If you’re the flower, then he’s the bee who visits you every day.”
art by @fittsythesnail
Yeah so heyyyyyy. This is my new boyfriend I am obsessed with. I love him more than cheese loves burgers, butter loves popcorn, and bees love honey.
Thank you always to my amazing Fittsy. I never get enough of how you’re always able to NAIL the vibes. I love you foreverrrrr💖.
Fittsy’s coms are OPEN so check out her com sheet!
FATED REUNIONS — ༉‧₊˚.
ft. portgas d. ace !
꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : after a month apart, ace comes home to you and drowns you in his endless love.
꒰ CONTENTS ꒱ : MDNI. f!reader, unprotected sex, oral (f!receiving), fingering, use of pet names (princess, baby) multiple orgasms, multiple creampies, mentions of overstimulation, cockwarming, pussy drunk!ace, ace has a foul mouth — WC : 3.9k
꒰ NOTES ꒱ : this was supposed to be his bday fic but i’m a bit late .. sorry ;( but i packed sm love into this and tied it off with a lil bow so pls enjoy teehee dividers by @/cafekitsune ᰔ
reblogs and interactions are always appreciated ! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ᰔ*.゚
ace had the kind of smile that could heal the world, bit by bit. anytime he presented it, it casted a warm glow to anyone who was lucky enough to witness it.
a part of you wanted to be selfish and hide it, keep it for yourself in hopes it would mend all the broken cracks inside of you. but a beauty like that deserves to see the light of day — so you’ve always stepped back and let the universe feel what you do when you look at him.
but what you never seem to realize is that there’s a special smile reserved for you. one that he shields from everyone else, one that’s devoted to only you. it was softer around the edges, blanketing you like a growing candlelight that illuminates the darkest rooms. a safe haven that you can put your guard down and cozy up in, melting into it like the wax that drips alongside it.
“there’s my girl.” ace says, that smile resting on his features. all you can do is return it, love and hope shining from your eyes as you gaze back at him from across the deck.
hii can i request silent treatment with sabo, law, and ace? like the one you wrote before! i love reading it sm i wanted to see how they (sabo, law, and ace) would react if they received/ gave silent treatment !
Sabo
Oh sweet sweet Sabo. He didn’t even realize his offhanded joke in the meeting had offended you. He didn’t think about how you and Koala were the only ones not laughing about the jokes the officers said. He didn’t notice how you and Koala immediately left the room fuming as soon as you could.
He had to run to catch up with you after the meeting, and you showed no sign of slowing your pace.
“Hey!” he called out, trying to get to you. “I’m gonna go out with the guys for a bit, I’ll catch up with you soon?”
Getting Caught | One Piece ♡
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Getting caught having sex with your man by one of his friends.
reaction/headcanon requests for jjk, one piece, haikyuu, fmab & death note (male & female characters) are OPEN!
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genre: smut (minors dni)
characters included: ace, crocodile, zoro
cw: dirty talk, pet names, threesome, size kink, public sex, voyeurism, big dick!zoro, possessive behaviour, Zoros one kinda made me 💦🤭🥵💫 while I was writing it
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Ace
Ace has been visiting your home a lot recently. Since the two of you started dating, he promised not to be gone too long. When you do finally get him back, you're all over him.
He's sitting on your couch while you're on his lap. You grind down against his cock, which he had pulled out of his shorts. The brim of his hat presses against the back of the sofa and prevents him from getting comfortable, so he takes it off of himself and places it on your head. The sight of you stripped naked in just his hat has him bucking his hips up into you.
“sit on my cock, pretty girl,” he says. “Let me fuck you, baby.”
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets