The Asatru Folkist Assembly can take Stone Henge from our cold, dead motherfucking hands.

For those not in the know; the Asatru Folkist Assembly are a “Pagan” organisation that is extremely racist, sexist, ableist etc. They’re trying to get a foothold in the UK and are starting with an event at Stone Henge. Stone Henge is a VERY important Pagan site in England, with Pagans visiting almost every month. A petition has been made to try and stop this. Please for the love of all that is holy, sign the petition, share it, reblog this post.

They can have Stone Henge over our dead fucking bodies. Credit to Ocean Keltoi for raising awareness on this.

Okay, but have you read "Priest" by Sierra Simone?

I keep seeing posts about “mutuals” and I suppose I’m a middling-timer not yet old-timer on tumblr joining, oh, a couple of years before the porn famine of 2018. And in my misunderstanding believed it to be exclusive and kinda icky.

I was like what does this mean? You only want to talk to someone who is at your “tumblr level”. Pffttttt, children. I wanna talk to EVERYBUDDY *insert chubb-cheeked nocturnal lemur meme* and I am an island because way back in my day I didn’t have many folks approach me and so I vanished like the last avatar.

However, upon further Google research I found this piece of Reddit gold. This is THE SOURCE. And now... Now I understand. The scales have been removed from my eyes and I long for the later levels so I can equally cherish a weird fuck like myself.

Tigey, you say this as if we aren't already level 6. 🤣🤣🤣

... We passed all 9 levels of Hel and are now her sexy slore minions of soul sucking 🤣

Citrus System Guide

Since we're going back to the Citrus System, here's a guide for those who don't know and to refresh those who do.

Here is a list of Tumblr's banned tags.

@nuggsmum what the actual hell?!!! 🤯 so is this what we are going to be using in the Henry Cavill and Characters fandom now? Thanks for sharing hun x

What do we think Cavill fandom this what we using ?

@zealoushound @thelastsock @littlefreya @sillyrabbit81 @angryschnauzer @cavillsthighs @greensleeves888 @hope-to-hell @nuggsmum

I got to daddy and was like yeah I’m fucked. Every other thing I share is tagged daddy lol.

I honestly don’t even know anymore. I tag my stuff with trigger warnings but now I can’t use these tags… it’s ridiculous.

And this is what I return to? What a fucking welcome tumblr.

Bro, this man dreams of tracing his fingers along the lines upon a partner’s skin.

He was probably first introduced to porn when he was flipping through magazines loaded with half naked ladies baring inked up skin posing with their slits exposed and visible under their sheer bikinis.

After that he would go between playing world of Warcraft in his parents basement with a terrible graphics card and then searching pornhub for more tatted ladies without using incognito because his brothers didn’t tell him haha.

Witches typically keep penises as pets, or at least that's how the story goes.

After a while of the patriarchy telling you how to look, how to live, who you are, you mutate and become an exaggeration of everything they feared. You use their control against them.

And well, this particular pet peen has been in the family for generations-- dutifully serving all the witches of the Darkwater Coven. We treat him well, feeding him oats and corn. This willy was removed from a very powerful and well known King seduced by Our Lady Janet Darkwater. Janet, known to some as Lady Glanis removed his pant sausage because he encouraged or rather enforced brutality against women (ie witches).

Darkwater Datura dabbles in the "dark arts" and by that I mean crafting ODDITIES that are humorous modalities of satire and herstorical awareness.

And now Darkwater Datura will be bringing one of a kind, ETHICALLY (haha) sourced, pet weiners to you! Each comes with a sperm pal and a story. They will be listed in the shop soon! Be on the lookout and,

COZY UP TO THAT REBLOG, comment, AND FOLLOW!

We will be posting a little something about a herstory of witch hunting and modern day sexism very soon! Stay tuned.

WOW

..... 🤔 hmmmm now maybe I can make a Loki pet cock.... taking anonymous and regular asks for ideas. Anyone?

Things to think about:

-colors

-shapes

-special features

-Jotun and regular Huehuehue

- mini ones or normal size? Or BOTH??

Witches typically keep penises as pets, or at least that's how the story goes.

After a while of the patriarchy telling you how to look, how to live, who you are, you mutate and become an exaggeration of everything they feared. You use their control against them.

And well, this particular pet peen has been in the family for generations-- dutifully serving all the witches of the Darkwater Coven. We treat him well, feeding him oats and corn. This willy was removed from a very powerful and well known King seduced by Our Lady Janet Darkwater. Janet, known to some as Lady Glanis removed his pant sausage because he encouraged or rather enforced brutality against women (ie witches).

Darkwater Datura dabbles in the "dark arts" and by that I mean crafting ODDITIES that are humorous modalities of satire and herstorical awareness.

And now Darkwater Datura will be bringing one of a kind, ETHICALLY (haha) sourced, pet weiners to you! Each comes with a sperm pal and a story. They will be listed in the shop soon! Be on the lookout and,

COZY UP TO THAT REBLOG, comment, AND FOLLOW!

We will be posting a little something about a herstory of witch hunting and modern day sexism very soon! Stay tuned.

Yayu 雅宇  

Art of Yayu 雅宇  

Okay now time to write I guess

here’s some cat memes i made bc i’m upsetti

Well damn. I don’t want to say I’m happy these were created because you were upset but they are so wholesome. Thank you!

Don’t mind me practically vibrating with excitement!

Like many of us, I LOVE Samhain. I’ve found that many folks don’t know a lot about it. So here is some fun facts and lore about one of our most important holidays, including a delicious Samhain recipe, activities, and crystal correspondences. Enjoy!

Samhain is my FAVORITE pagan holiday! Well, it might be tied with Beltane (for reasons) 👀

Which is yours? Comment below!

I bring you a spooky, yet mindful Samhain offering. This made to order crystal bracelet displays striking contrast due to the crystal accents of FIREY, fasceted Carnelian (representing hope in what is to come, desire, and passionate drive to live in alignment with values), clear Quartz (to heighten our awareness of "the other"), and fragrant, ebony Sandalwood (to remind us of the gifts in the mundane and the spiritual all around us, connect us with the lessons our ancestors provide, and instill us with a sense of honor when we bury those parts of us better left behind).

This is a OOAK crystal bracelet. Only one lucky witch will wear this magickal offering reminiscent of transition and change. It will available at EXACTLY 8:00 pm ET (shop link in bio)

It is MADE TO ORDER; Please measure your wrist and provide that measurement in inches in your check out notes.

I made a pretty bracelet. While it has a spiritual meaning it is also SEX CRYSTAL BRACELET THIRST THIRST THIRST INDUCER. You're welcome. All the sex.

Vampire Hunting by TacoSauceNinja

Sometimes I like to repost artwork that inspires me to write things.

Becoming the Undone Beneath Time pt 1: Loki x Reader (future parts NSFW) SMUT

Summary: Reader is another moving part working diligently within the Time Variance Authority as a lead researcher for the Classification of Dangerous and Destructive Matter. Whilst documenting ancient and deadly relics, a new variant arrives, absolutely lethal, yet she has an unparalleled and unexpected connection to this new familiar stranger. Little does she know, he is the catalyst of her becoming.  Word Count: 1,106

Warnings: None, guess I will lure you in with a sense of false security and when you least expect it post smut that makes your clitoris beg for mercy. 

Taglist: In that reblog. 

A/N: I have been running a race that is not mine, and keeping a fear that does not belong to me to encounter the shadow that is the twin of someone else. I have done my time. I have faced my shadow and Shadow Beast taught me well. Time for me to start BECOMING THE UNDONE BENEATH TIME. I hope to get back to writing for funsies and I hope you all decide to read and connect for the same.  Wanna know the magic and otherworldly crystal that inspired the INCREDIBLE Yminnite? Comment below to find out!  Stroke that reblog like you tryna get sumthin to support this awesome and future NSFW story! 

Artifact #27597, a truly stunning mineral-mimicking compound. Niflheim subjects called it Yminnite, a dark and primordial name to honor an even more mysterious, primordial energy of creation, ultimate sacrifice, and renewing death. Yminnite possessed stranger qualities than most compounds and “crystals”. For starters, it was pleochroic; it exhibited a stunning optical phenomenon shifting colors from deep, still violet, to vibrant blue, honey gold, and then pitch black. The most revered characteristic was the nebula-like inclusions trapped inside of the stone. They could be studied to predict the weather of not just one realm, but all. The chaotic and always conquer-hungry race of Dark Elves that inhabited Niflheim found this as not only beneficial to their home planet but often used it to gain the upper hand before attacking a neighboring planet. For chaos creatures of nature and borne of dark matter, this was not only beneficial for their home planet but allowed them an advantage over more advanced planets during raids. 

Keep reading

TAGLIST: @thathedonistgirl​ @thegrandmasterschampion​ @this-side-of-midnight5​ @scorpionchild81​ @hanginbyadream​ @lokislilslut​ @vioietta​ @rainthekittycatsblog​ @fire-in-her-veinz​ @cutie1365​ @puff1408​ @joyofbebbanburg​ @brokenthelovely​ @tehgvicious​ @sarcsep​ @alexakeyloveloki​ @lotus-eyedindiangoddess​ @iris-suoh​ @brucesflightattendant666​ @station1485​ @disney-kingdom-hearts​ @bluestaratsunrise​ @devilbat​ @noctifers-blog​ @dangertoozmanykids101​ @barelyreality​ @steampowerednightvaler​ @shockwavee​ @wegingerangelica​ @nightrose64​ @wegingerangelica​ @calamity-queen​ @sterwild​ @mischeviousliar​ @micki-smiles​ @cyenakarma​ @holykryptonitekitten​ @iamverity​ @littleredstarfish​ @omgkatinka​ @fixatedfandomhunter​ @shadows-and-padlocked-hearts​ @the-goddess-of-mischief​ @avenging-blackwidow​ @onelazy-cat​ @doralupin01​ @hp-hogwartsexpress​ @lokislilslut​ @cherrygeek86​ @fandoms-wither-me-away​ @pyewhackette​@fiftyshadesofrebel​ @iamverity​ @lokiharlot​ @courtorderedcake@njavezan​ @lovelyxserpent-br​ @kamaroon​ @not-made-of-glass​ @archy3001​ @witch-loki​ @purplekitten30​ @bakerstreethound​ @jmb959​ @little-moonbeam-666​ @bingewatchingmylifegoby​ @lucywindigo​ @screw-real-life-i-pick-fandoms​ @chocolatealmondmilkk​ @mellowgirl01​ @fyeahlitaajpunk​ @drakesfiance​ @wicked-starlight-collector​ @kenzieam​ @confessionsofastrugglingteen​ @joseyslo​ @ms-munchkin​ @saintwiz

STROKE REBLOG

Becoming the Undone Beneath Time pt 1: Loki x Reader (future parts NSFW) SMUT

Summary: Reader is another moving part working diligently within the Time Variance Authority as a lead researcher for the Classification of Dangerous and Destructive Matter. Whilst documenting ancient and deadly relics, a new variant arrives, absolutely lethal, yet she has an unparalleled and unexpected connection to this new familiar stranger. Little does she know, he is the catalyst of her becoming.  Word Count: 1,106

Warnings: None, guess I will lure you in with a sense of false security and when you least expect it post smut that makes your clitoris beg for mercy. 

Taglist: In that reblog. 

A/N: I have been running a race that is not mine, and keeping a fear that does not belong to me to encounter the shadow that is the twin of someone else. I have done my time. I have faced my shadow and Shadow Beast taught me well. Time for me to start BECOMING THE UNDONE BENEATH TIME. I hope to get back to writing for funsies and I hope you all decide to read and connect for the same.  Wanna know the magic and otherworldly crystal that inspired the INCREDIBLE Yminnite? Comment below to find out!  Stroke that reblog like you tryna get sumthin to support this awesome and future NSFW story! 

Artifact #27597, a truly stunning mineral-mimicking compound. Niflheim subjects called it Yminnite, a dark and primordial name to honor an even more mysterious, primordial energy of creation, ultimate sacrifice, and renewing death. Yminnite possessed stranger qualities than most compounds and “crystals”. For starters, it was pleochroic; it exhibited a stunning optical phenomenon shifting colors from deep, still violet, to vibrant blue, honey gold, and then pitch black. The most revered characteristic was the nebula-like inclusions trapped inside of the stone. They could be studied to predict the weather of not just one realm, but all. The chaotic and always conquer-hungry race of Dark Elves that inhabited Niflheim found this as not only beneficial to their home planet but often used it to gain the upper hand before attacking a neighboring planet. For chaos creatures of nature and borne of dark matter, this was not only beneficial for their home planet but allowed them an advantage over more advanced planets during raids. 

Keep reading

TAGLIST: @thathedonistgirl​ @thegrandmasterschampion​ @this-side-of-midnight5​ @scorpionchild81​ @hanginbyadream​ @lokislilslut​ @vioietta​ @rainthekittycatsblog​ @fire-in-her-veinz​ @cutie1365​ @puff1408​ @joyofbebbanburg​ @brokenthelovely​ @tehgvicious​ @sarcsep​ @alexakeyloveloki​ @lotus-eyedindiangoddess​ @iris-suoh​ @brucesflightattendant666​ @station1485​ @disney-kingdom-hearts​ @bluestaratsunrise​ @devilbat​ @noctifers-blog​ @dangertoozmanykids101​ @barelyreality​ @steampowerednightvaler​ @shockwavee​ @wegingerangelica​ @nightrose64​ @wegingerangelica​ @calamity-queen​ @sterwild​ @mischeviousliar​ @micki-smiles​ @cyenakarma​ @holykryptonitekitten​ @iamverity​ @littleredstarfish​ @omgkatinka​ @fixatedfandomhunter​ @shadows-and-padlocked-hearts​ @the-goddess-of-mischief​ @avenging-blackwidow​ @onelazy-cat​ @doralupin01​ @hp-hogwartsexpress​ @lokislilslut​ @cherrygeek86​ @fandoms-wither-me-away​ @pyewhackette​@fiftyshadesofrebel​ @iamverity​ @lokiharlot​ @courtorderedcake@njavezan​ @lovelyxserpent-br​ @kamaroon​ @not-made-of-glass​ @archy3001​ @witch-loki​ @purplekitten30​ @bakerstreethound​ @jmb959​ @little-moonbeam-666​ @bingewatchingmylifegoby​ @lucywindigo​ @screw-real-life-i-pick-fandoms​ @chocolatealmondmilkk​ @mellowgirl01​ @fyeahlitaajpunk​ @drakesfiance​ @wicked-starlight-collector​ @kenzieam​ @confessionsofastrugglingteen​ @joseyslo​ @ms-munchkin​ @saintwiz

Loki serie | Episode 1

BUT WHAT IS UNDERNEATH IT IS MORE FINE mwahahahahahha