The friendship of a lifetime…

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

*nudges you* hey, what emotion were we supposed to be performing again? i forgot

btw the man vs bear in woods thing on tiktok has evolved into woman vs lion in woods and it's really fucking funny because all the scenarios are something like 'a lion wouldn't use me for my money'. is the money in the room with us right now?

These are so fun to make

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

I’ve never done this before

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

I’ll leave this post alone now

This is way too much fun

I’m not done yet I suppose

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

Here’s another

Your local pigeon

@todaysbird

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia

julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards

oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.

It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

queer platonic polycule whose primary purpose is to allow us to afford a house

some couples have sex; we do sunday potluck and take turns walking each other's dogs

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

@ me

whenever i read a memoir i’m like how did you remember all that

The amount of time and trial and error that happens between when you realize you need to change and when you actually start digging your heels in and making those changes is often literal years which is so crazy cause we can know something for so long and refuse to let it sink in when we know it will deeply disrupt our lifestyles and comforts/crutches so it just prevails for so much longer than we could ever imagine even when we realized so long ago what was wrong we just back pedal when we are scared until something just cracks and we feel ready

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