alex | she/her|23

me when taylor swift comes on stage to sing taylor swift songs at the taylor swift concert

blocked. and i hope a cat ignores all your pspspsps

life’s so fun life’s so fun got my mini skirt and my rollerblades on

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

i want something however i will not be elaborating on that

concert tickets should cost exactly one dollar and you get to teleport there

ur honor it was just a feminine urge

Me when Sebastian

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

so me

gentle reminder: you are loved and appreciated by so many people

i hate him (i want him)