Me: I like Rick and Morty
Some random person coming out of the shadows wearing a “Get Schwifty” T-Shirt: “Oh my god I love Rick and Morty, Rick Sanchez is the only cartoon character that I feel validated by. Give me 10 quotes from season 1 episode 3 or you aren’t a real fan.”
Another random person coming out of the shadows clutching every single Rick and Morty Funko Pop that’s ever been made: “OMG I luv my sweet baby Rick Sanchez he’s done nothing wrong ever!!!!!1!!11!”
The Tumblr gremlins, rhythmically clacking away at their keyboards: “I can’t believe that Rick and Morty is such a SHIT show! Look at their terrible fans jesus christ have you ever seen a fandom so cringeworthy??????”
Me, a simple blog that just wants to make jokes on this godforsaken hellsite: