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spoonful of sugar or a touch of honey?

@honeyjasminetea

Just a 26 year old with a chai latte obsession. (She/her · ISFJ)
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SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE STAMMERING BLUSHING KISSING WALL SLAMMING GOING TOO FAST— I didn’t catch them all but i am DYING

Reblogging again because I took a screenshot of the side effects...

“Side effects may include: stuttering, stammering, blushing, kissing, hugging, hissing, going too fast, wall slamming, drunken confessions, crying to Hozier, being the little spoon, banter, involuntary snake transformations, and marriage.

Please call your doctor if snake transformation lasts longer than 24 hours

Medication for demonic use only. Use on humans without adequate millennia of preparation may induce seizures, coma, religious conversion, hallucinations, and hiccups”

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thenatsdorf

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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immaplatypus

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

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luccorvus

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

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bakarilennox

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

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reblogged
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poppy-metal

eddie letting his gf get away with whatever they want during d&d <3

you, with big eyes and a glossy pout: i wanna make the evil guy a friendship bracelet! maybe he'll like me then?

eddie with hearts in his eyes: roll for initiative baby

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angelwarm

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic

[image description: a cherry pie photographed from the top with a woven lattice crust; there are two heart shapes on the crust as well. the pie sits in a clear baking dish on a wooden table. end image description.]

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