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My name's Liz, I'll be your blogger here today 🤓

@appleteeth / appleteeth.tumblr.com

experimental baker, dress-maker, comedy fan, writer, crafter, loon. mostly reblogs but occasional original ramblings and fanvids about Our Flag Means Death, Bruce Banner, WWDITS, British comedy, sea creatures and crafts givefangadog on tiktok any pronouns, queer/bi
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My Masterpost

(fics, videos, funny stuff)

Fanfic

Ongoing:

Ongoing, 100k+ words, explicit

Stede Bonnet is fresh out of the closet and ready to try everything he's denied himself his entire life. When he hires one of the best professional Doms in the business, he has no idea what to expect other than what he's seen on dodgy websites. What he gets is something so much better.

Finished:

Videos

Silly posts

And if you want, my ko-fi is here.

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pairing these two shots together,,, the raw emotion from both of them,,, the angst of it all,,,,,,,,,

i know this scene was ultimately more silly than angsty, but man. when you look at it through a lens like this,,, when you look at it through the "yet another case of ed and stede almost losing each other" lens. MAN...

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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llsilvertail

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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he just wants to have a fun little adventure and impress/excite ed so so badly because ed means the world to him and makes him so happy and he just wants to give some of that happiness back 🥺

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

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reblogged

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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