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Pink Flower

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Murdered by Damien
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patashoo

Heeyy yall

Uni started for me and is all over the place with the virus and everything so I don’t get much time to draw. That and not even my friends are liking/sharing my stuff anymore so it’s not really motivating lately lol

Anyway enjoy and have that little portrait sketch made while waiting for classes 🌟

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Has anyone done a Top of the Morning coffee cafe AU in which Seán is the cafe owner and all the egos are his employees

And like one time Dark comes to get coffee but gets in a fist fight with Anti and now Dark is banned from the cafe

The iplier egos are customers and they come by every once in a while

Specifically Unus and Annus

But everyone is super suspicious of them. They’re intimidating murderers but again they do drink pee. Unfortunately that only increases their intimidation

Sean first hired Anti and they used to fight all the time resulting to Sean going to the hospital for a couple months forcing Anti to become the head of the cafe for a bit

Anti also had to go to the hospital after a coffee machine accident that resulted in getting the scar around his neck

Chase and Henrik hated it when Anti was in charge

Gab is also there and is still dating Seán but is also good friends with the egos too!

So whenever Gab comes by to have lunch with Seán everyone goes “GAB :D!!!!!”

One time Unus and Annus accidentally asked for pee coffee so now they’re banned too

Jackie is a superhero and goes to work at the top of the morning cafe to help pay his rent

But none of his coworkers knows he’s a super hero so each day he has to keep on making a different excuse for his injuries

Everyone is VERY concerned for Jackie

Despite working at the cafe for a while Henrik still only drinks coffee and uses “gotta taste test the coffee to make sure it still tastes good” as a reason to drink more coffee

JJ is definitely still a newly hired and is still learning the ropes of the place! And fortunately Seán is there to help him out when he can!

But he makes amazing tea and hot chocolate!

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sometimes i remember that hebrew was literally a dead language. dead!! for two thousand years!!!! until this one guy in the 1880′s was like hey fuck german and russian and spanish and french We Are Jews we should speak The Language Of The Jews!! and everyone was like dude tf hebrew is DEAD it’s OLD it’s missing too many words, we can’t use it. so he was like ok. i’ll make up new ones. checkmate, atheists and he fuckninh did he stood up by his little desk (?) and invented so many new words and wrote a whole dictionary and then he had a child and only spoke hebrew to him and that child was the first person who’s first language was hebrew in two thousand years and…………………………… i’m sorry i’m so emotional over my man, Eliezer Ben-Yehuda. he singe-handedly revived a dead language. what a man

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Yancy: "Frankenstein was the doctor" first of alls that little bitch was a college dropout so don't youse "doctor" me
Y/N: That's the first intelligent thing you've ever said
Yancy: And the last if I'se got any say in it
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