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Debating life and Death

@angrybluebirdgladiator

Age: 22 Pro nouns: He/Him Gender: male
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I dunno if u still do requests but if so could you do like a mlm eddie smut🧍🏻❔ you can decide how it goes but i would enjoy it pretty aggressive yk🧍🏻

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Yes of course love <3

I really enjoy a sub eddie, hope you do as well :)

total wc: 1k

here you go

(ps i am sorry if this was not as aggressive as you wanted, i don't really know how to write aggressive sex, but i did the best i could<3 also i did not have my laptop so i wrote this in my phone on my friend’s house lols <3)

I call this one:

What Are Those For?

"What are those for?" You asked pointing at the handcuffs hanging in Eddie's van.

Eddie flushed a deep red. You loved seeing him blush, you wondered what it would feel like to have him burn because of the downright filth that came out of your mouth.

You were Eddie's regular customer, what he was to thick in the head to understand was that you only spent so much on him just to see him smile that ridiculous smile at you.

"Come now Eddie, don't be shy love, tell me what you use those cuffs for?"

"I, um-" Eddie gave you sheepish grin and you wanted it wiped from his face.

"Oh Eddie, don't be a prude, tell it like it is. Do you like being cuffed to the bed like a bad boy?"

Eddie's mouth gaped slightly, not really expecting you to be direct like that. He stayed quiet.

"Oh now Eddie, don't be like that. Do you want them to use them on you?"

Eddie took deep breaths, and nodded enthusiastically. You laughed.

"God look at you, so needy for me. I knew the way you smiled at me, looked up at me with those beautiful brown eyes, like you wanted to be fucked by me. Hard, relentless, unforgiving fucking. The kind of fucking that leaves you crying from pleasure, that leaves you shaking and unintelligible. Is that what you want Eddie?"

Eddie was panting hard, but you kept going, you wanted him on his knees.

"I saw the handkerchief Eddie, I know you would die to get dicked down properly. All that acting out, you are just begging for me to put you in your place. Aren't you?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Good boy."

You walked towards him and ran your hands through his hair softly, he gasped, but you wanted him screaming. You yanked. He groaned loudly and you felt more than saw the way his hips jerked, looking for friction.

"Look at you, so desperate for me. So needy. Are you going to let me use the handcuffs on you pretty boy?"

Eddie nodded, a whispered "yes" leaving his lips.

"Bring them to me."

He did, like the obedient boy he was.

You cuffed his hands behind his back, leaving him unbalanced.

"Good boy."

He smiled tentatively, staring into your eyes and looking away once the eye contact became too much.

"Look at that dirty, dirty mattress Eddie, what the fuck are those stains."

Eddie shuddered he loved when you cursed, he always did.

"Sit on the fucking mattress you fucking whore."

He did, he always did what you told him to, he was such a good boy for you, always doing what he was told.

"Look at you all pretty and obedient and submissive, such a good, good boy."

Eddie whimpered, you raised his chin with your thumb and index finger, and lowered your head, giving him a soft chaste kiss, Eddie fucking melted.

"Lay on your back."

You unbuckles his jeans and took them off slowly he bucked his hips softly.

You pressed your hand into his boxer covered dick, he groaned softly, shifting his hips. You took of his boxers too leaving him bare.

Eddie had a beautiful dick, thick and swollen, you held it in your hand, and ran your thumb over the tip.

Eddie groaned softly and sighed.

"We are going to need some lubrication Eddie, if we want to make this as sloppy as possible. I know you are as slutty as they come love, where do you hide that lube?"

After you had lube all over your hands you wrapped both hands around Eddie’s length and moved. One hand one way, the other opposite, creating a delicious sensation. You squeezed your hands and jerked him fast.

He was groaning and moaning.

“Oh fuck—- Oooohh fuck.” He cursed and cursed babbling, Eddies brain had short circuited, you could see it in the glassy look in his eyes. He was gone into a world of pleasure, a world you helped create.

He was close to cumming, you could see, hear, feel.

But you were no where near done with him yet.

You let go of his dick suddenly and Eddie whined at the loss of contact.

“Roll over slut. On your knees.”

You squeezed more lube into his hands and ran your slick hands down his ass.

You thrusted your slicked finger into him and he bucked wildly.

He was so tight and you wanted nothing more than to shove your dick into him, but you needed to get him nice and ready. You did not want your good boy hurting.

When you were done prepping him, Eddie seemed about ready to cum but you weren’t going to give it to him that easy.

You squeezed lube into your hands and rubbed it onto your dick, moaning softly at the feeling.

You aligned your cock with his hole and thrust in slightly.

He was just perfectly tight and warm you groaned.

You gave a few shallow thrusts, your eyes rolling to the back of your head.

You wrapped your arms around his torso and reached one of your hands to wrap around his dick.

He was incoherent and shaking, boneless.

Just how you liked it.

Your thrusts were ruthless and erratic.

You were after your own pleasure.

The delicious sounds he made had the pleasure building until you could not contain it anymore,

You thrusted once, twice, and shuddered, cock spurting inside him.

You jerked him hard and fast, and with a yelp he came after you.

You both buckled onto the mattress.

You ran your hands through his hair as he shuddered with the aftermath.

“Look at you, coming undone under me. So good, you and your tight little ass made me see stars. You are so beautiful Eddie, so fucking perfect.

After you undid the handcuffs you held him to you muttering praises and compliments, well into the night.

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If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

he was blessed by houdini oh my god

fandomhaze

This whole thing is so rad.

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txmriddlx

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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Sebastian Stan + That Way He Sits Lounges on Beds

That second gif… did he mean to… because it really looks like…

Based on that one gif from Picnic in which he taps things, I think yes.

That just made Chase so much worse oh god

The dick adjustment is beautiful omg

😍😍😍

This is a masterpiece. I’ll hang it on my wall @stuckyfox @lostinthoughtsandfeelings @dangerousvikings

‘Dick adjustment’ made me forget what I was doing.

I wake up to a thread about Chase and Dick Adjustments… am i in heaven or just dreaming?

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depression tips™

  • shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
  • moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 
  • put on clean, comfortable clothes. 
  • put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
  • drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
  • clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 
  • blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
  • make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 
  • make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
  • go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
  • call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
  • cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

Reblog as much as you can

Absolutely helpful. I think I’ve done three or four of these things today, makes you feel better.

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so-sorry-mom

I do a lot of these things to cope, very helpful post.

It’s not often you see depression tips that are actually useful on this hellsite, these are all good though. Also good things to do (depressed or not) if you’re feeling lethargic or can’t focus!

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