hey i noticed you reblogging my posts do you want to sit and bark for me

Nicco Annan as UNCLE CLIFFORD P-VALLEY S2.08 “the death drop”

just cleaned out my followed list.

too many have been un-posting for years (too many mutuals too)

cleaned out ~300 blogs, actually. thats about a third of what i was following.

not super into that ratio

actually bizarre how many people on here struggle to understand the basic concept of "if you take it upon yourself to dig through somebody's private activity/likes to build a profile of their sexual desires which you then publicize to others and use to encourage harassment & social exclusion of that person, you are the sexual aggressor in this scenario"

Genuinely so many scenarios where people dig through peoples likes and following to try and figure out what they’re interested in sexually are just sexual harassment. going into great detail about what you have speculated someone may perhaps be into from the 48 hours straight you’ve spent surveilling their every move to try and find any trace of sexual behavior or interest is actual terrifying creep behavior and if it was put into context in almost any other situation that involved a group of people they see as humans 90% of these people would agree

i-

anyways i think its completely possible to have a critique of sexual behavior and manifestations of sexuality that have a clear basis in power dynamics of social relations or are historically contingent and i think it is actually necessary but theres just no point in trying to distinguish between normal and abnormal sexuality or to find a type of kink thats untouched by problematic power dynamics. all sexuality is perverse in class society

the first one has me thinking of

not exactly a statue but i LOVE david černý's (the artist responsible for a whole other bunch of perfectly normal czech statues) embryo!

it's illegal how no one mentioned the Prague botanical garden's collection of perfectly normal statues yet.

This one is called "Llamas - He and She"

"An executor taking away your washing machine"

I love this one

Your wish is my command! Here, the Brno penis-horse: Christmas Edition

Our tour guide was so pleased that we appreciated the pissing statues in front of the Kafka museum that he showed us a whole folder of Černý sculptures that he kept on his phone. His favorite was

When your partner has a praise kink but you're Montessori trained so you know that praise is an ineffective way to encourage development and it's much more productive to acknowledge their effort so that they learn to effectively give themselves feedback so they can develop a healthy intrinsic motivation instead of deriving their self worth from labels put on them by other people .... "baby it's amazing how much you could last today compared to last week"

#I can tell you’ve been practicing hard and working to build your stamina #how did it feel to last longer? did it feel good? I’m so glad to hear that

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

In Love With This Man 

Lessons in Blood + Romance happy Gage smile is a Priceless Treasure

Back to killin’ shit.

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

The only valid response to this post.

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

#this is tumblr we’ve all seen what’s happened to the pineapple

tags via @sylveondreams

why are you looking at me like that. is there something on my face? is it the bristling spikes emanating outwards from my body in every direction, impaling scraps of torn flesh and dried blood on their jagged points?

[another spike erupts from my flesh, impaling you and showering us both in a fresh coat of blood] and now?

everyone is so mean to me.............

Explosion, 1917. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.