what the puck!

part i. lee taemin once said his ideal meet-cute is a girl running him over with her car <3

First off, to set the record straight—

You are not a bad driver.

There just so happened to be a bad thunderstorm, and your windshield wipers happened to malfunction, and you happened to lightly tap someone with the front of your beat-up Toyota Prius. Honestly, the person probably did more damage to your car that’s one airbag deployment away from spontaneous combustion than the car could ever do to him. 

However, for some reason, the blurry figure that you can barely make out through the onslaught of rainfall doesn’t seem to be getting up off the ground. 

Hurriedly putting your car in park, you clamber out in a panic as water pelts you in the face like one of those super strong hoses set on sprinkler mode. Without even asking if the person is okay, you lift him up by the shoulders and shake him violently. 

“Oh my God, please don’t die! I literally can’t afford to pay for someone’s funeral right now,” you wail. 

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cutest thing i’ve ever read

love unlocked.

       ⌦ in which … you find q taken apart, and in your loneliness you rebuild him and help him unlock his emotions.

⌦ pairing: android!ji changmin x reader, platonic!hyunjae x reader        ⌦ genre: android/cyborg au, futuristic au, fluff, angst ⌦ warnings: angst, but that’s it        ⌦ word count: 3.6k

        ⌦ listen to: no tomorrow by max changmin || who waits for love by shinee || polaroid love by enhypen || merry bad ending by the boyz

⌦ a/n: i’m not too happy with the timeline of the fic (i always struggle w this though 😔) but was really excited to write this idea !!! i hope u guys like it <33 school starts up again for me tmrw so it’ll be slow posting </3 i might start an smau though cuz those have shorter chapters !!! <3333 

You lived in a world that had no name. 

At least not one that people alive today cared about anyways.

You didn’t mind too much. 

When your days were filled with the same routine, just trying to stay alive, you understood why people didn’t really think about things such as the planet and what it used to be and hold. But as you scavenge through the dumpster landfill, filled with discarded objects of a past society, your thoughts often drift to such questions. 

there’s no reason a fan fictional imagine should have me crying as much as this but it did… this was written so beautifully pls forever will be one of my favorites idc !! the love i love for angst fics will always be number one no matter how much they hurt XD

KIDULT 2/2 | J.CM

꒰ synopsis ꒱ changmin always believed he was never fond of children, especially when he took the job at your daycare. little did he know the child in him was playing hide and seek, finally revealing itself after growing to love the kids. oh, and you too

꒰ pairing ꒱ daycareworker!changmin x genderneutral!reader

꒰ genre ꒱ strangers to lovers, daycare au, slow burn, fluff, angst, features hyunjae and the rest of the boyz as children

꒰ warnings ꒱ children, car accident, major character death, descriptions of blood, sprinkled bits of profanity and capitalization, and an overall merry bad ending

꒰ word count ꒱ 14.3k+

꒰ perspective ꒱ 2nd person omniscient

‘ playlist two ›› spotify, youtube

‘ author's note!! 🍃 — this fic is for @junjungsunwoo 's merry bad ending collab!! biggest thanks to @pjmaparty , @fullsunfluff , @bbanghoonie , and @heejojo for beta reading!! this is the second part out of two <3

‘ taglist ›› @nilesig @reniqt @sunfics @wooyoung-a @kimaya2209 @frickyratz @deputyjuyeon @stealanity @hwallswrld @kyu-rious @changminurheart

NAVIGATION | TBZ MASTERLIST | PART ONE

sincerely one of the best fics i’ve read yet. when i say i bawled my eyes out i mean it, everything about this was amazing. ​one of my guilty pleasures is that i live for angst and this hit every spot.

KIDULT 1/2 | J.CM

꒰ synopsis ꒱ changmin always believed he was never fond of children, especially when he took the job at your daycare. little did he know the child in him was playing hide and seek, finally revealing itself after growing to love the kids. oh, and you too

꒰ pairing ꒱ daycareworker!changmin x genderneutral!reader

꒰ genre ꒱ strangers to lovers, daycare au, slow burn, fluff, angst, features hyunjae and the rest of the boyz as children

꒰ warnings ꒱ children, car accident, major character death, descriptions of blood, sprinkled bits of profanity and capitalization, and an overall merry bad ending

꒰ word count ꒱ 26.8k+

꒰ perspective ꒱ 2nd person omniscient

‘ playlist one ›› spotify, youtube

‘ author's note!! 🍃 — this fic is for @junjungsunwoo's merry bad ending collab!! biggest thanks to @pjmaparty, @fullsunfluff, @bbanghoonie, and @heejojo for beta reading!! this is the first part out of two <3

‘ taglist ›› @nilesig @reniqt @sunfics @wooyoung-a @kimaya2209 @frickyratz @deputyjuyeon @stealanity @hwallswrld @kyu-rious @changminurheart

NAVIGATION | TBZ MASTERLIST | PART TWO

I LOVE YOU JUNG JAEHYUN

Jaehyun must’ve gone through it, for a while. 

To finally admit it. The fact that he cant even look at the camera until he’s admitting he’s not perfect and how hard he tries to be. 

He’s telling us this because he wants us to give him our love and support. With his bare face. and not because he’s wearing the sexiest clothes, having the best abs or his face is looking particularly fine that day.

Having abs, flawless skin and physique and face. EVERYDAY? He’s human. Not a robot. He would waste waste his life away pretending to be otherwise. 

Stans are always praising Hyuk, Doyoung and Taeil for vocals or Mark and Taeyong for rapping or dancing. But Jaehyun? There’s never a fuss till he makes a boyfriend video or pulls up his shirt. 

HIS DANCING. HIS SINGING. HIS HARD WORK. HIS KINDNESS. HIS HUMOR.

Lets reward his honesty with support. And make this guy fall asleep with a smile because he knows his fans absolutely adore him and not just cause they lust for him. Because they appreciate all the work he puts into perfecting his skills and who he is as a person. And they let him know this.

Imagine busting sleepless nights to perfect a performance, checking your fan cam and seeing that all anyone talked about was that half second your torso was exposed and nothing else.

Reduced you to something so superficial. It’s more than okay to fan girl but remember to praise their hard work once in a while. It means so much to them.

And don’t pretend to support idols but the moment they show you they have flab, scars or pimples like a normal person, you say “This isn’t who I remember him to be” this is who he’s not forcing himself to be.

Lets stop please putting so many labels on idols that are impossible to fulfill. Like the most perfect face, the best dancer, rapper or singer of the century, the person who’s perfect and never makes mistakes. The idol who can do it all. 

No one is fully capable. All the time. They are just trying their hardest and trying not to let you see the parts that are less than perfect. 

Lets support honesty so that idols feel like they can be themselves around fans and not enforce this flawless manufactured doll mentality.

this !!!

I feel like chenle and daehwi would get along really well

You’re prettier than the stars

im flying to chicago JUST to see seventeen.... wow

someone pledis to drop ticket + venue information so i can decide if i wanna go see superm in atlanta !!pls!!!!!

nvm... i feel asleep and missed ticketing !! we love that !!!!

im flying to chicago JUST to see seventeen.... wow

someone pledis to drop ticket + venue information so i can decide if i wanna go see superm in atlanta !!pls!!!!!

[ 6:04 p.m. ]

you chase ten around the house with a orange in each hand snickering as he shrieks in fear.

“oh, come on babe, i thought loved you loved orange juice! here, you can get it freshly squeezed!”

“fuck you, get those devils away from me!”

[ 2:01 p.m. ]

taeyong’s mood instantly changes to bliss after seeing his phone light up with recent texts from his soon-to-be girlfriend, you wished he did the same whenever you messaged him.