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Your Fave Is Problematic: Phil Lester

-innuendos every five seconds -can (and will) flare his nostrils -comforts people by offering them food -killed his badger children in Shelter -actual YouTube dinosaur -once called a bowl “big daddy” -drops things a lot -has cheekbones that could cut a man -steals cereal (specifically dan’s) -doesn’t wear his glasses nearly as often as he should -joked about falling off a stage then actually did it -snapped a stress mushroom (definitely not a dildo what) -still doesn’t understand the concept of the sound barrier? -legslegslegslegslegegslegslegs -once bought grass sandals?? and it wasn’t a joke??? -has driven over a poor, defenseless flowerbed -leaves socks literally everywhere

someone stop this man before its too late

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