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getting really into women's thighs lately

but not between them...

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He fucking died for that tea bro

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

frog chair

Okay I- 😭

Fly Airbus: our planes aren't falling out of the sky, and at time of writing, none of our employees have been fucked to death by a horse!

There's a surprising number of people going "what does this mean?!" when I thought it was pretty clear, even if you don't know the history. But a brief explanation:

1. There are basically only two companies making passenger jets right now, Airbus and Boeing.

2. Boeing has had a bunch of quality problems recently which is impacting the safety of their planes

3. A Boeing employee once got fucked to death by a horse.

4. Thus, I thought it'd be funny if Airbus capitalized on the situation, by pointing out the two major advantages they have over Boeing: their planes have been significantly safer recently, and none of their employees have ever been fucked to death by a horse.

wait was Mr Hands a Boeing employee or was this a separate incident

That was the same incident, yes.

Does an employee getting fucked to death by a horse really reflect on the company itself, though?

Look, there are some things you just can't live down, even if they weren't specifically your fault.

I personally believe "one of our employees got fucked to death by a horse" is one of those.

bad circulation gang rise up!!!

but not too fast!!!!!!!!!!!!

Touch me and see what happens. Engraved kitchen knives, 2022. instagram

The moon dressed as Saturn.

Happy April Fools 2024

"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

If youre being tortured you might as well get turned on by it

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

our bottom scientists are. hm. well. theyre contributing too 👍

im gonna get a good grade in posting

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

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