SAY HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

yo mama so scary I fear her nightly

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

My name is Valkyrie Exodus Genesis Chicago and i have short wispy grey hair (that’s how I got my name) with grey streaks and grey tips that reaches my shoulder and wise old eyes like swagful stones

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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interlaced

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the first communion