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imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices

it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life”

or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty

i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy

i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off

tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people

All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem’s Roman colonizers. Like, turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he’s subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal.

Context matters.

Anon asks: “ Can you do a Dungeons and Dragons board? Love your blog btw!!”  xxxxxxx

someone needs to make an alignment chart for stim blogs,, blease

here’s my opinion lawful good: gooeychewy neutral good: strawberriglitter chaotic good: calmstim or galaxyslime lawful neutral: stimvid (?) true neutral: princesslime chaotic neutral: stimcourse lawful evil: foodstimming neutral evil: ??? chaotic evil: cglstimming probably

Screenshots of Splatoon 2 featuring Inklings being cute via GoNintendoTweet on Twitter

So the Japanese Nintendo site has some ballin’ Splatoon pics.

We interrupt your daily Tumblr-browsing to bring you this Squid Research Lab Special Report.  In addition to learning all about Salmon Run, we’ve also learned that Splatoon 2 is coming July 21!

saturnz about to make love and im just a heartbreaker