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mmcalmar

@mmcalmar

24 - She/Her - I'm alive thanks to
✨fanfictions and naps✨
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Miranda: Our relationship is strictly professional. Andy [sitting on Miranda's lap]: Absolutely. Only on business.
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So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

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whitmerule

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

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hazeldomain

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

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prairiedust

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

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k-vichan

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

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bettsfic

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I’m grinning widely at this

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

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mindibindi

Hope everyone has a patent on their smile

I looked at this post and immediately collapsed into laughter

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Emma: Look, I know you think my judgement's a bit clouded because I like Regina a little bit.
Snow, holding Emma’s notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Emma: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Snow: My mistake.
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nigev

“No, you heard her, Hilda. She’s not a child, and I’m not her mother”. 

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Anne Hathaway dressing like Andy from The Devil Wears Prada and sitting next to Anna Wintour for NYFW 2022 is so cunt

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Andy: Get the fuck out with this "Gays can't drive" and "gays can't cook" shit. I do BOTH. Don't be disrespectful. Emily: But can you do math? Andy: Don't. Don't do this to me.
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Press: Do you support gay rights? Miranda: I am literally married to a woman. Press: She's avoiding the question!
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Miranda: Our relationship is strictly professional. Andy [sitting on Miranda's lap]: Absolutely. Only on business.
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