actually im a bad bitch
like i want a baby but its also the absolute LAST thing i want yknow ????
wait actually? shut up
my mellon collie ass could never face the infinite sadness
*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
i only ever get on this app when im drunk
when ur siblings turn out to be horrible human beings and u feel guilt bc you shoulda raised them better but then u remember u became a parental figure at 7 so really its what u shoulda expected
For meals, my boyfriend has been eating wads of lettuce and raw turkey slices rolled up into tubes, and then biting chunks off a block of asiago cheese, followed by biting chunks off buttered hamburger pretzel buns.
This mfer has been separately consuming all of the ingredients for a burger and NEVER ONCE considered sitting down to actually cook a hamburger. I need to stress that it's not because making a burger takes effort he doesn't want to spend cooking, he literally never even considered that these ingredients could be consumed in the form of a burger.
When I sent him a recipe for smash burgers he said he would need a skillet. I said "Didn't you bury a skillet in the backyard" and he responded "hang on let me ask." A few moments passed and he said "No it was a frying pan."
"hang on let me ask" followed by a few moments of silence and a confident answer is a whole ass plural mood
He lives in an apartment with other people. People whose cookware he has destroyed and buried in the backyard.
any particular reason he does that??
He, and I quote "likes to bury things"
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