Organization XIII as weird shit my psychology professor says
Xemnas: I figure anybody that died younger than me I beat them. I won.
Xigbar: They found a body in a car in my sacred grounds: the parking lot of a Kroger.
Xaldin: When you kids put on your torn pants, do your feet ever get stuck?
Vexen: There were three shitloads of people in the study. How much is a shitload? 1000.
Lexaeus: A full grown male chimpanzee can beat up 2-3 linebackers at a time.
Zexion: Do the rest of you hear that voice? Good.
Saix: If you ever see a drunken elephant, run. Don’t call it a name or anything, just get out of there.
Axel: You know jerks who go to bed at 8-9 and get up at dawn because “it’s a new day” and they’re gonna grab ahold of it? Aren’t they annoying? And they say “the early bird gets the worm” you know what you say to that? “The worm got up early and now it’s dead. If it was an owl it wouldn’t have this problem."
Demyx: This is not an opinion, this is true: The best food in the world is chunky peanut butter
Luxord: Will I use my powers for good? Hell no, I’ll make money off of them.
Marluxia: *when someone came to class with a Wicked logo on their computer* you don’t even have to come to class anymore. You’ve got an A.
Larxene: You know hamsters will hibernate? It’s true, put ‘em in the freezer overnight.
Roxas: When 50 cent was a kid, he was called 25 cent. As a teenager, 35 cent.
Xion: Any of you have dogs? We don’t deserve them do we? A dog would get excited to see me and I’d go “don’t get excited to see me, I’ve done bad things in my life”