luke is a little shit

What an inspiration. 

mood.

Same

goal: being so rich I can go on random gofundme’s and anonymously pay off the whole thing

hey SCIENTISTS if the earth is round then how come we all didnt roll off of it yet

gravity

i dont know her

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

-unknown (via tamper)

Beau and Jai with a fan’s dog in LA today

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences