Nawigator Extraordinaire

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morning after starters

  last night was nice.    lets do this again some time.    i’ll leave my number.    i gotta go, sorry.   “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ”   i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.    next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.    i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.    there’s no way i can hide these marks…    this was probably a mistake.    this can’t happen again.  “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.    are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  “  why are you looking at me like that?  ”   keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ”   i made breakfast.  “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—    did you turn the alarm off?  ”   if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.    i can’t find my shirt.  “  babe, we slept in.  “  i know you’re awake.    i’ll stay.  “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.    you weren’t there when i woke up.  “  i thought you left.    do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.    you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.    

ACTIONS:  1. for one muse to surprise the other with breakfast in bed 2. for our muses to go another round in the morning 3. for your muse to join mine in the shower while getting ready for the day 4. for one muse to stop the other from trying to sneak away 5. for one muse to invite the other to spend the rest of the day with them  6. for one muse to convince the other to stay in bed the rest of the day 7. for our muses to have sex in the kitchen instead of finishing breakfast 8. for our muses to spoon 9. for one muse to wake up with morning wood  10. for one muse to wake the other up with oral  11. for lazy morning sex  12. for one muse to wake the other because they’re having a nightmare  13. for one muse to distract the other from getting ready by kissing/groping them 14. for one muse to kick the other out of their home  15. for our muses to wake with no recollection of the night before  

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phantomemes
sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .
  • “ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”
  • “ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”
  • “ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”
  • “ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”
  • “ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”
  • “ you can live in the cave ”
  • “ i’m a big fan of your name ”
  • “ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”
  • “ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”
  • “ because i’m a masochist ”
  • “ i’m going to regret this ”
  • “ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”
  • “ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”
  • “ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”
  • “ cowards  ,  all of you ”
  • “ i’m strange and off putting ”
  • “ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”
  • “ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”
  • “ i hate bats ”
  • “ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”
  • “ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”
  • “ i think i’m blacking out right now ”
  • “ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”
  • “ i think i’m gonna cry ”
  • “ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”
  • “ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”
  • “ i’m standing on an altar alone ”
  • “ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
  • “ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”
  • “ were you making horse noises ? ”
  • “ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”
  • “ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”
  • “ well this is horrifying ”
  • “ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”
  • “ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”
  • “ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”
  • “ you talk to hide from the silence ”
  • “ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”
  • “ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”
  • “ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”
  • “ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”
  • “ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”
  • “ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”
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things that you want to hear.

change pronouns as needed for things you DON’T WANT to hear, click here!!
  • ❝ you’re good enough. ❞
  • ❝ you’re important. ❞
  • ❝ everything’s gonna be okay. ❞
  • ❝ she pulled through. ❞
  • ❝ i forgive you. ❞
  • ❝ i love you. ❞
  • ❝ you’re not alone. ❞
  • ❝ you’re my favorite person in the world. ❞
  • ❝ i’m so glad you’re doing better. ❞
  • ❝ it’s so nice to hear you laugh again. ❞ 
  • ❝ your laugh is contagious! ❞
  • ❝ you can do this on your own. i believe in you. ❞
  • ❝ you know what i love about you? ❞
  • ❝ i love spending time with you. ❞
  • ❝ i’m here for you. ❞
  • ❝ you’re right. ❞ 
  • ❝ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❞
  • ❝ you look amazing. ❞
  • ❝ we’re in this together. ❞
  • ❝ you’ve got this! ❞
  • ❝ i missed you. ❞
  • ❝ i did the dishes! ❞
  • ❝ last night was incredible. ❞
  • ❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t understand, but i want to try. ❞
  • ❝ how can i help? ❞
  • ❝ breakfast in bed? ❞
  • ❝ dinner was great. ❞
  • ❝ let me make dinner tonight? ❞
  • ❝ lets go to the park. ❞
  • ❝ thank you. really. ❞
  • ❝ you’re wanted. ❞
  • ❝ i got you a coffee. ❞
  • ❝ can i ask your opinion on something? ❞
  • ❝ there’s my beautiful bride! ❞
  • ❝ i’m the luckiest man alive. ❞
  • ❝ so, i made plans for us. ❞
  • ❝ don’t worry, i’ll take care of it! ❞
  • ❝ go do something for yourself. ❞
  • ❝ i took a day off work tomorrow. ❞
  • ❝ go hang out with the girls tonight. ❞
  • ❝ what do you need from me? ❞
  • ❝ tell me about your day. ❞
  • ❝ i trust you. ❞
  • ❝ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❞
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aftresources
𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭  \  sentence starter pack,  i.  feel free to change wording  \  pronouns as you see fit. 
  • don’t go. 
  • please, don’t go. 
  • it hurts. 
  • this hurts. 
  • we can’t be friends. 
  • you shouldn’t be here. 
  • stay here with me. 
  • it doesn’t feel like you care. 
  • i can’t feel your heart. 
  • i’m so alone. 
  • i need you here, with me. 
  • there’s nothing left. 
  • we’re up in flames, the both of us. 
  • it all comes crashing down. 
  • i don’t know what to do. 
  • you won’t go with me? 
  • why don’t you stay here? 
  • i’m going alone.
  • my heart’s broken. 
  • they broke your heart. 
  • where did this come from? 
  • how did you get this scar? 
  • who is {name}? 
  • what are you saying? 
  • i shouldn’t have come here. 
  • it’s like we’ve become strangers. 
  • who hurt you? 
  • who did this to you? 
  • please, don’t ignore me.
  • please, say something. 
  • is there something i should know?
  • i’m not leaving you here. 
  • you can’t do this to me. 
  • after all that we’ve been through… 
  • there’s something you need to know. 
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onlyrpmemes

Starters on Boredom

  • “What do you want to do tonight?”
  • “I’m tired of being bored because being bored is BORING.”
  • “Want to go somewhere tonight?”
  • “Did you do anything today?”
  • “I don’t feel like doing anything…”
  • “I’m so BORED.”
  • “I desire something more.”
  • “Let’s go do something!”
  • “I hate boredom.”
  • “Let’s do nothing.”
  • “Wanna do something random?”
  • “I would rather die in your arms than from boredom.”
  • “You make things interesting.”
  • “I hate being an adult. Adulthood is boring.”
  • “I WISH I was bored.”
  • “Everyone needs a little boredom in their life.”
  • “I need stimulus.”
  • “Boredom can be lethal.”
  • “I like boredom. Boredom means nothing is happening, which means I can recharge before the next thing happens.”
  • “I’m bored with all this…”
  • “Boredom is the cure for overwhelming excitement.”
  • “I’m never bored.”
  • “Boredom is fear of one’s own mind.”
  • “This is boring. Can we do something else?”
  • “You don’t live a boring life, do you?”
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sillyprompts

General PSA: I’m totally fine with starting over! If we tried to write together once before and the thread fell flat or got dropped, I’m game to try again. Not all first interactions are going to be golden, and sometimes it takes a few tries for us to understand how our characters might merge together in writing. I’m still interested in roleplaying with you, so feel free to send asks / like my starter calls / hit me up in the DMs!

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just cute little things

  • “ you’re shivering. here, take my jacket… “
  • “ dance with me? “
  • “ you’re way too good to be hanging out with me. “
  • “ is that my shirt? “
  • “ you got a little something on your lip… here, let me just… “
  • “ i love it when you laugh! “
  • “ i made you some tea! “
  • “ this is your favorite, right? “
  • “ i got you something. “
  • “ i thought this might cheer you up. “
  • “ you always know exactly what to say to make me feel better. “

and a few actions!

  • [ hand-hold ] - your muse grabs my muse’s hand when watching a scary movie
  • [ movie night ] - your muse puts my muse’s favorite movie on for a movie night!
  • [ offer ] - your muse offers my muse their favorite snack/drink/etc.
  • [ drape ] - your muse gently drapes a blanket over my muse while they’re half-asleep
  • [ bath ] - your muse runs my muse a relaxing bath after a long and difficult day.
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leneemusing

morning after starters

  last night was nice.    lets do this again some time.    i’ll leave my number.    i gotta go, sorry.   “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ”   i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.    next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.    i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.    there’s no way i can hide these marks…    this was probably a mistake.    this can’t happen again.  “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.    are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  “  why are you looking at me like that?  ”   keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ”   i made breakfast.  “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—    did you turn the alarm off?  ”   if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.    i can’t find my shirt.  “  babe, we slept in.  “  i know you’re awake.    i’ll stay.  “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.    you weren’t there when i woke up.  “  i thought you left.    do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.    you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.    

ACTIONS:  1. for one muse to surprise the other with breakfast in bed 2. for our muses to go another round in the morning 3. for your muse to join mine in the shower while getting ready for the day 4. for one muse to stop the other from trying to sneak away 5. for one muse to invite the other to spend the rest of the day with them  6. for one muse to convince the other to stay in bed the rest of the day 7. for our muses to have sex in the kitchen instead of finishing breakfast 8. for our muses to spoon 9. for one muse to wake up with morning wood  10. for one muse to wake the other up with oral  11. for lazy morning sex  12. for one muse to wake the other because they’re having a nightmare  13. for one muse to distract the other from getting ready by kissing/groping them 14. for one muse to kick the other out of their home  15. for our muses to wake with no recollection of the night before  

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galaeus

“   i’m   brilliant  .   i’m   not   bragging ,   it’s   an   objective   fact  .   ”

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AN OBJECTIVE FACT. It takes every piece of will power in her body not to mock his confidence for the sake of digging herself a deeper hole; he is brilliant, a type of whiz-kid smart she couldn’t even dream of. She’s always been better talking with her fists, logistically figuring things out through the way of what people seem to call ‘street smarts’ on Earth. The Lieutenant clears her throat, minding herself as she completes the log beneath her fingertips otherwise neglected by the way she stares at her colleague in the hopes of one-upping his zinger.

“--------is that right?” She pauses, gesturing to the screen beneath her. “By all means, Brilliant One, you can figure out what’s wrong and I’ll go take a lunch break.”

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Some might have called him conceited or vain to say such a statement in front of his fellow crewmates, but Pavel Chekov wasn’t one to diminish his own accomplishments - even in a joking way. Sure, there were certain aspects of this job that he didn’t excel at, but that was why they had multiple different departments to specialise in that stuff. Holding eye contact with Echo for a while, her response elicited a groan from the younger man.

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“I, um... this requires two people to fix, yes? We will be done faster if we work together!”

( @galaeus​ )

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“gay? straight? i’m stressed”

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“You and me both.” 

He allows himself a short exhale of breath, close to a laugh but not quite, and gestures to the empty spot at his table. Shore leave can cause a lot of the crew to find out certain things about themselves.

“What happened? You catch a glimpse of Simmons from Engineering?” He inquires, taking a sip of his scotch and pouring the young man some, “From what I hear, he’s been causing mass hysteria with some of the other ensigns as well.”

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Jim laughs and rests his cheek in his hand. Watching the young crewman with a look of amusement, he inquires, “So you’re not gonna go after him? You’re just gonna look at him from afar and be satisfied?”
Ah the pining. He remembers the pining. Remembers passing glances in the halls, etc etc.
“No worries, y’know, you’re probably another crewmates pretty boy. Oh! Who knows, maybe Simmons looks at you all ‘Gosh, he is very pretty’.”

It took Pavel longer than was necessary to figure out what the Captain was hinting at, immediately ducking his head as the realisation dawned on him. “Нет, I do not think that is very true at all.”

Nearly everyone on the ship seemed to consider him a novelty of sorts, or a little brother to them. No one was interested... right?

“It does not matter anyway. Shore leave will end soon and then everything will go back to normal.”

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“gay? straight? i’m stressed”

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“You and me both.” 

He allows himself a short exhale of breath, close to a laugh but not quite, and gestures to the empty spot at his table. Shore leave can cause a lot of the crew to find out certain things about themselves.

“What happened? You catch a glimpse of Simmons from Engineering?” He inquires, taking a sip of his scotch and pouring the young man some, “From what I hear, he’s been causing mass hysteria with some of the other ensigns as well.”

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Jim can’t help but chuckle, shaking his head slightly. “Ah, your first Adonis.”
Replenishing his own drink, Jim nods sagely, “I remember my first. A horrible horrible time but God, he was just. So. Pretty.
He knocks a hand on the table and smiles, “Don’t worry, you’ll recover. Wanna talk about it?”

Hearing it come from Jims mouth made it sound so stupid. It was just a dumb crush on another guy, why was he making such a big deal out of it? At least Jim seemed to understand what was going on.

“There is nothing to talk about. He is very pretty and I cannot comprehend it.” Pavel sighed, taking a drink from his glass.

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⨳ — SOFT ANGST;

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“The only true love is unrequited love.”  “Will I see you again?” “Someone, I tell you, in another time will remember us.”  “I never could lie to you.“  “Promise me you’ll come back.”  “Am I just a joke to you, [name]?”  “This is what you do, love. Stride across the centuries, and death follows, churning in your wake.”  “You’re making it personal. That doesn’t help.“  “It was almost like a dream. ‘Oh. I’m not waking up. Why aren’t I waking up?’ I thought. That feeling never ended. It still hasn’t ended.” “I don’t want to hear your suggestions for my personal life.”  “Hold me, at least once, before we say goodbye.”  “I want to hug you once more, as soft as I can.”  “For whose sake… am I living now?”  “Come back alive.” “Thank you… In the end, that’s all I had to say.” “I love you… In the end, that’s all I had to say.” “For survival, I buried my dreams.” “Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”  “Don’t go where I can’t follow.” “I aim to be lionhearted, but my hands still shake and my voice isn’t quite loud enough.” “Let me in! Tell me what you’re thinking!“  “I just want to save you.”  “We are not the same, and never will be.” “Stop pretending this doesn’t terrify you.” “Of course it meant something.” “Do you remember?” “I can’t help but love you, even though I try not to.”  “I can’t pretend it’s not the end.”  “I said I’d have courage, but I don’t. Not anymore.”  “You’re a good liar.” “You jump, I jump. Remember?” “There’s nothing I’d deny you, if you would not deny me.” “Don’t do it. Don’t love me.” 
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“gay? straight? i’m stressed”

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“You and me both.” 

He allows himself a short exhale of breath, close to a laugh but not quite, and gestures to the empty spot at his table. Shore leave can cause a lot of the crew to find out certain things about themselves.

“What happened? You catch a glimpse of Simmons from Engineering?” He inquires, taking a sip of his scotch and pouring the young man some, “From what I hear, he’s been causing mass hysteria with some of the other ensigns as well.”

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Putting his head on the table, Pavel heaved a great sigh while running a hand through his curly hair in exasperation. Letting a bunch of people who had been cooped up in the same ship for way too long loose on a beautiful planet like this was bound to create some chaos, and this time was no different.

Looking up at the other man, Pavel took the measure of scotch in his hand, his gaze locked onto the amber liquid for a moment. “да. I heard about him from the other ensigns but... words did not do him justice.”

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ltbroccoli

Tony/brashir Callout (Repost)

In case you missed it: Tony/brashir is a bully, with a history of harassment, doxxing, attempted hacking, lying, manipulation, and more. Several of his friends from his Discord server are also directly involved. My friends and I have been dealing with this in private for months now, and have been forced to take it public both to defend ourselves from his false claims and to protect others from having the same thing happen to them.

Tony has had the callout taken down from Google Docs twice now, so I’ve been forced to find other options of hosting it. You can now view or download a PDF version of the document from any of the following links: one, two, three, four, five. If you feel so inclined, please download a copy and share it with anyone you feel needs to be warned of what’s been going on.

I’ve also put together a shortened version of the callout, that only includes direct evidence of harassment and doxxing, so you can see that it has in fact taken place without having to wade through everything else. You can read that here.

After making this post, we are done addressing the matter publicly. We are tired of this and want to move on. None of us will be keeping tabs on Tony or anyone else involved; whatever they’re getting up to in their own time, we don’t care. If they leave us alone, we will return the courtesy.

I’m sorry for making your dashboard a negative place. If you feel any of us have done something unforgivable and no longer wish to be associated with us, we understand and will respect your decision. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact me privately.

This will be my final post on the subject. Take care of yourselves, everyone <3

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“ i can do this. and even if i can’t, i have to. ” / sulu

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Sentence meme ( dangerouslyfunny ) // @avastuniverse

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“You’ve got this!” Pavel grinned from across their shared console. Sure, the computer was giving a very low estimation of their ability to get through this asteroid field unscathed, but the computer hadn’t accounted for the abilities of one Hikaru Sulu. “Just follow my coordinates and we will be fine, yes?”

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