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Keep Louisville Weird Not Racist

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Agender Adult ♦️. Comic Book Historian. A JSA bitch first person second. Professional artist most days.
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AO3 Tastemaker Game

You? You're an individual. You're a reader and a forager with fine tastes. You're not afraid to wade into the deep end. Browse the dustiest aisles. Get in the vents. Come, pan for gold with me in the far reaches. The game goes like this:

  1. On AO3, navigate to your pairing/fandom of choice
  2. Apply your standard filters
  3. In the 'Search Within Results' field, paste this: kudos<100 comments<5 bookmarks<5 hits<500 sort:>updated
  4. Press the 'Sort & Filter' button
  5. Read down the line until you find something you like
  6. Comment, bookmark, and mark it as a recommendation

For the ultimate connoisseur: Bonus Points - share your new rec off-site Hard Mode - kudos<12 comments<1 bookmarks<1 hits<395 sort:>updated

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"

Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

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I'm just gonna fill a pillow case with ice and lay on that

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The Ducktales reboot truly is a gift.

Scrooge: if we lose, you're out of the will.

Donald: I was in the will????????

Jim Rash's totally unhinged, just this side of not evil Gyro Gearloose.

Beck Bennett's flawless Launchpad.

The triplets having distinct and delightful personalities. All three of them having tender undercurrents the way little kids have.

David Tennant. Just. David Tennant.

The plots pulled and modernized from the comics.

Just the whole cast. Margot Martindale as Ma Beagle. Catherine Tate as Magicka. Lin Manuel Miranda as Fenton.

I wish we'd gotten more, but I'm super thankful for what we got.

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iconuk01

Soooo many great scenes in this show:

Webby - We lost every game, we argue and we have nothing in common!

Dewey - Outside of adventure, how are we even friends?

Scrooge - Of course you’re not friends! You drive each other crazier than anyone could and still care about each other more than anyone. You’re not friends, you’re FAMILY! Now move!

The Most Dangerous Game Night

Louis - I have thirteen different apologies based on how mad you are.

Scrooge (Quietly and very, very calmly) - Shut the door

Louis - Oh… you’re THAT mad.

Scrooge - You saw the angles, didn’t you? You saw all the pieces on the board, devised a plan, delegated and executed it perfectly! Do you know how I made my fortune?

Louis - Yes, by being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties.

Scrooge - AND sharper than the sharpies. People don’t know about that one. The ability to read a situation, and see all the shortcuts and possibilities. Your mother could do it... so can you.

The Most Dangerous Game Night

And perhaps my favourite throwaway gag, from the Shadow War

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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

  • torture getting reliable information out of people
  • knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
  • jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
  • calling the police to deescalate a situation
  • rafting your way off a desert island
  • correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
  • effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
  • ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
  • heterosexual cowboy

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

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