I'm really trying.

If you failed to pay your exorcist, you could get repossessed.

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

awfully bold of you to assume they had Google translate in 1611

It’s called “only old white men could speak and write Latin, the primary language in which the text was being written in Europe, so they wrote whatever the Frick they wanted”

2018 bible: thou must beeth a slut

HOW DO YOU WARP REALITY LIKE THIS

Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe, in a former life, I was coffee.

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

Various bi pride edits 💖💜💙

Yes.

My Mum didn’t raise no fool.  Maybe a broken shell, with multiple chronic illnesses and questionable coping mechanisms.  But no fool.

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this tagged as #me for months thinking it was just a post about loving gasoline

Shelly Johnson for my part of a Twin Peaks zine 🍒

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

My mom made this post

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

socks

make your own post

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties