But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

quick comic based off a tweet my friend made

i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

these 2 looks basically defined my sexuality and i’m not afraid to admit it

things pirates of the caribbean got right:

1. will and elizabeth’s love story

2. elizabeth becoming pirate king

3. avoiding sexualizing elizabeth or the other female pirate characters in the first 3 films by allowing them to wear period-accurate pirate outfits that aren’t tailored to be revealing and impractical for ‘sex appeal’ just because they’re women

4. hans zimmer’s entire score but especially the iconic ‘he’s a pirate’ main theme

5. When the movie came out, morally-gray characters like Jack were actually not really a thing yet in pop culture, and it’s not Pirates’ fault that there are a ton of stupid shitty copycats out there.

6. I run a corseting panel at cons and literally use Elizabeth’s lace-up scene as a video clip of what historical corseting was actually like, because the only thing they got wrong in this scene is that tightlacing wouldn’t be a thing for about another 200 years (and you couldn’t tightlace with the corset style Elizabeth is wearing anyway). It’s one of the most accurate corseting scenes I’ve ever seen.

7. Will’s hat.

8. That scene with all the pirates on the gallows where that little boy starts singing Hoist the Colours? Yeah, that’s fucking legendary. The rest of AWE was kind of a trash fire, but that scene gave me goosebumps.

9. There’s this great shot in the first one where they really drive home the class differences inherent in this time period by having the governor talking about progress and civilization to Elizabeth in their carriage, and then they cut to a shot outside the carriage where a beggar gets splashed by mud from the wheel. It’s a perfect way to underline that everything is not, in fact, a nice little upper-class fairytale, and to give some weight to Will’s storyline, because he has a lot more in common with that beggar than with the governor.

10. For its time, the CGI was fucking amazing.

11. And let’s not forget the work of the makeup department, which had to actually invent new ways of putting on makeup for this movie.

12. The governor’s death scene. Holy shit.

13. They could have gone with a Jack/Will/Elizabeth love triangle, but they didn’t. There are some hints Jack is in love (or at least in lust) with Elizabeth, but he recognizes that she loves Will, and that’s that.

14. You’ve got to admit that wedding was unique.

15. The introduction of fantasy elements to historical fiction outside of Tolkein-esque fantasy, and how it contributed to and expanded the Fantasy Media boom we’re still enjoying today.

fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore

There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one

“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?

@farmcorelynch elijah ur mind……..

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

 𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝   𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜   𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕   𝚑 𝚎   𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝

y’know what vibes this is giving me?

My roommate making eye contact with me after walking in at 3am after a bootycall, while I forage for bagged cheese in the fridge. No sins are spoken.

Eevee that’s bullshit and you know it

oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was

Deadpool 2 (2018)

me, when my friends ask what i’m going to the nevada desert for;

2012 fanon avengers when the assemble alarm goes off during their bi-weekly team dinner

I keep seeing people tagging this with "I miss those days" and "I wish this was still a thing" no. the days are now. time is fake and we create what we want when we want. let's get to it babes. 2012 fic is coming back even if we have to drag it kicking and screaming. let's start fucking writing

#2012 Avengers fic is where it’s at #just add all the extra characters you want #sam and peter and scott can all come along #all the folks from black panther #bucky barnes and a truckload of fresh fruit #they all have rooms in the tower and are very happy

THIS is what I’m fuckinG ABOUT

Item: Mask of Smooching

what if in silence of the lambs they wheeled him out like this and everyone started laughing so hard and having such a good time trying to feed him french fries through the little hole they forgot about the kidnapping and she died