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• You can’t fight me, you’re miniature. 
• Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 
• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
• Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
• Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
• I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
• You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat. 
• Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you. 
• Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
• My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse. 
• I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already. 
• I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you. 
• I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
• You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you. 
• I don’t do fashion, I am fashion. 
• Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology. 
• I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
• Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess. 
• I think, therefore I’m single.
• Life’s too short to bullshit.
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
• When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
• I’d rather die my way than live yours.
• Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
• Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.
• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
• I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Send one to my muse for their reaction

• “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
• “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
• “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
• “They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
• “I can cope with torture.”
• “Get used to disappointment.”
• “You’ve made your decision then?”
• “Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
• “I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
• “Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
• “Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
• “I admit it, you are better than I am.”
• “You never said anything about killing anyone.”
• “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
• “You mock my pain!”
• “Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
• “Do you always begin conversations this way?”
• “This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
• “Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
• “There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
• “You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
• “Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
• “Anybody want a peanut?”
• “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
• “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
• “The battle of wits has begun.”
• “I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
• “We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
• “Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
• “Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
• “You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
• “I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
• “I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
• “I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
• “You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
• “What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
• “Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
• “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
• “That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
• “Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
• “It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
• “I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
• “Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
• “Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
• “You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
• “Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

                                       You think that true love                          is the only thing that can crush your h e a r t;                      that will take your life and light it up or destroy it.                                      Then you become a mother.