I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this

when in real life the concept has turned out far more like

VR Chat has honestly destroyed Ready Player One

When a guy asks you to come sit on his dick after you just had chipotle:

Delete this

englands be like are you “”””””””””””””””””””schewpid””””””””””””””””””””

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This is lame but I was telling this guy how I was going vegetarian and immediately he’s like how can I help you stick to it? Like how nice. I know the bar is on the ground but it’s nice you know

It was set up so he could talk about me sucking his meat. I’m calling the cops ajahsndjdndnd

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

But what if I need to stab them again?

>only carries one knife

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

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I hope you all die

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop