Who Run the World? Gays

Trans Lesbians: 💕💕💕💕💕 Trans Bi wlw: 💕💕💕💕💕 Trans Pan wlw: 💕💕💕💕💕 Trans Sapphics💕💕💕💕💕 Trans Nb wlw: 💕💕💕💕💕 Trans Wlw: 💕💕💕💕💕

every gay girl i’ve spoken to agrees that one of the most humiliating and demoralizing things is having a straight girl thinking you’re coming on to them simply bc you like girls and it….really fucks with our relationships both platonic and romantic bc while other girls get to sit on each others laps and sleep in the same beds and playfully grab each others asses we’re putting up so many walls just in case our straight friends think we’re after them. 

and bc our conception of relationships with other girls in general is so fucked and suppressed we have no idea how to navigate our emotions when we’re actually attracted to another girl and want to pursue it

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

thats how you know he’s australian….

Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

“If we can teach people about wildlife, they will be touched. Share my wildlife with me. Because humans want to save things that they love.”

- Steve Irwin

@saint453

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

the cutest part of this was when afterwards the kid said ‘so i could have a boyfriend if i wanted to?’ and i said yes, but to be careful because some people are mean to boys who have boyfriends and he pushes up his sleeves and goes ‘well then i’ll beat them up! if i wanna have a boyfriend i’m gonna have a boyfriend!!! i’ll even marry him if i wanna!’

oh hey it got more adorable

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

Imagine your otps

Just so everyone knows -

Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year)

We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them.

We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness, which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June.

I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY.

If this doesn’t scream “I’m madly in love with you” idk what does.

any gay couple holding hands in public who caught me staring at you: i’m not homophobic, i’m gay and jealous

Okay, but think about this -

Even if Kara and Lena aren’t together canonically, they are definitely at the stage of friendship where they have inside jokes, and they’ve picked up some of each others mannerism - hell, they were practically finishing each others sentences! And even if they don’t become a couple (which is bullshit, but a different story) then at least we have the knowledge that they will continue to have date movie nights and lunch dates outings into season three!

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

I’ve never seen this before - but lordy I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post with THAT many notes.

Lena’s the type of girlfriend that would slowly steal all of Kara’s clothes and then Kara just one day starts trying to get ready for work and realizes that she only has 2 super suits and a sock

ok but hear me out: to take kara’s clothes, lena would have to leave hers behind. So now Kara has only like 2 supersuits and a sock, but now she has all these CEO outfits????? That are more than a little tight????? She can’t wear anything with sleeves because if she flexed they would just /rip/, and she can’t wear the pants because her calves are bigger than lena’s whoops goddamn sun. So that day she has to go in one of Lena’s form hugging skirts and sleeveless blouse, and like 5 inch heels (what can she say Lena needs all the height and intimidation she can scrounge up as a 24 year old female CEO of a multibillion corporation. Plus she doesn’t like Kara being taller than her) and she goes into the DEO like that and everyone’s like oh no oH NoOOOOO KARA DID YOU GET INFECTED BY RED KRYPTONITE AGAIN QUICK GET THE BAZOOKA ALEX kara’s just like wait hold on NO I’M FINE LENA JUST STOLE ALL MY CLOTHES Bonus: later Kara goes to try and get her wardrobe back and Lena’s at her apartment on the phone when Kara flies in and Lena just /stares/. She tells the person on the other end (who just happens to be the President. Of the United States.) that she’s gonna have to call her back. Bye. And immediately hangs up because turns out she lied she doesn’t exactly hate Kara being taller than her if her heels make Kara look like /that/

This post got better, but I want to add one more thing: Kara and Lena talk about her obsession with stealing her clothes and Lena goes “but Kara from what I’ve read sharing clothes is a serious step in a relationship” and Kara just looks at Lena and pauses because “Lena are you telling me you’ve never shared clothes with anyone else before, like I’m the first” giggling as she says it because this is a pretty big deal. Lena blushing from the confession tells Kara yes that most of her past relationships were flings and she’s never experienced anything like this and she’s going off of books Jess gives her and From then on Kara makes sure to leave at least one article of clothing for Lena to wear and Lena does the same for Kara. All the while Jess is in the background taking pictures of the two for Ms. Luthors office.

Lena walks into LCorp in a pastel cardigan and Jess is the proud mama

@jessthesecretary post the pics hoe do it

Jess ^^

@sango-blep Kara and Lena wearing each other’s clothes????

so proud

Me: hey I should write this as a fluff fic

Also me: except everyone gets angsty midway through and relationships are ruined and wHY AM I LIKE THIS?

Stay 20 yards away

Supergirl Season 1 Appreciation Week Day 1: The moment you knew you loved the show

Ain’t nothing wrong with NOT having a flat stomach