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○ hobi bias
M Y S T U F F
N E T W O R K S
NSFW CONTENT MINORS DO NOT ENGAGE
lonelyhobi reblogged
jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues
sinistersuga
seriously and jin is older than yoongi by a year but yoongi looks like he’s been through multiple economic crises and built a home with his bare hands or something idek
lilbunjk
And namjoon and hoseok are only 7 months apart. Namjoon talks as if he’s been reincarnated like 8 times while hobi is still using the \@_@/ emoticon idk
and jungkook is younger than all of them and yet still looks like he can bench press all of them stacked on top of each other
btshoeokay
I’m glad this exists.
bambamisaboomyinmypants
This is the legendary post on tumblr that appears once in a lifetime on your dash so don’t hesitate to reblog it because it is a gift from God
lonelyhobi reblogged
Anonymous asked:
are you really so caught up in your favs that you cant even objectively criticize the members? get youre headass out of here, even sehuns a better rapper than jin. Youre saying that an overproduced mediocre good-for-nothing-else-so-we'll-make-you-a-rapper is the best rapper of all time is disrespectful. tupac, biggie, and naz are laughing at you as we speak. punk ass kpop fans. you know nothing about hiphop.
i got this ask because i called seokjin the godfather of rap
Honey Bunny
Summary- your boyfriend wasn’t one for romance, but a misunderstanding leads to an unforgettable Valentine's day Pairing- yoongi x reader Genre- established relationship AU, smut, fluff Warnings- oral (m), fingering, unprotected sex, little cum play, creampie, kissing while cumming (romance at it’s finest), misunderstandings, yoongis lil heart </3, Everyone needs to mind their business Word count- 5.9k
A/N: Happy SUPER LATE Valentine’s Day everyone! And a special super late Valentine’s to @dionysusrage Azul <3 She was my lovely valentine’s gram this year so I wanted to write something even if it’s seven years late. I hope you like it! And also thank you to @agustdef for letting me use their beautiful name! <333
beta’d by- the lovely @yoon2k, thank you so so much Fi!
“Annnnnnd, done” Yoongi mutters to himself as he finally aligns the flower petals in the most symmetrical heart he could manage to form on the bed. Some people may think the attention he was putting into the symmetry of the heart was pointless, but not his girl. He knew you would understand the effort.
Yoongi had been hurrying to decorate your place for the most ridiculous and capitalistic holiday, but if it was what you wanted, then he would endure the insane amount of red that littered your home.
This entire holiday was miles away from being in his wheelhouse, but after overhearing a conversation between you and your best friend, he set out to give you the flashiest, most special Valentine’s he could manage.
Anonymous asked:
Omg the Jimin story was amazing!!!
aw!! Thank you much! I'm glad you enjoyed it <3
lonelyhobi reblogged
affluenza | jjk
⤑ part 1: Pilot
⇀ SUMMARY continue reading blog post: [ “Rumor has it that yn is back for good. But what do our resident upper east siders think about that? Her best friend to start?—We always thought Lani’s boyfriend, Jungkook, had a thing for yn anyway. Catch the latest scoop here! XOXO” ]
⇀ RATE 18+
⇀ GENRE gossip girl AU, rich kids AU
⇀ PAIRING Jungkook x Reader, mention of Namjoon x Reader
⇀ WARNINGS mention of recreational drug use, classism, shitty rich people, woman to woman rivalry, mentions of drug and alcohol abuse, mention of a mental breakdown, mention of relapsing, mention of rehab, rehab centers, brief mention of depression, mention of overdosing, slut shaming, absent father, mentions of divorce, heavy petting, mentions of virginity (f!), loss of virginity (m!), mentions of intoxicated sex, unprotected penetrative sex, creampie, infidelity
⇀ PLAYLIST ♫♫
⇀ WC 10.7k
⇀ A/N okay so!! this is finally happening!! really excited bc gg is one of my favorite shows of all time, so im looking forward to this <33 i tried to keep some of the plot the same especially in this chapter (so you're going to see a lot of similarities to the show here) to make sure it still has that authentic vibe, but there are going to be bigger plot changes that will differ from the show later on. ALSO , i made up a lot of the side characters and rlly only kept like ,, the core 4. anywho, i hope yall can see the characters as i cast them somewhat, and that my blair girls aren't too upset with me (i was a blair girl myself when i was younger trust me.) send me all your reactions when you read this bc i am very curious as yalls impressions !!
- August, Lani’s estate -
The news spread through the party like a wildfire.
In circles of the elite, there was no piece of gossip left unturned, no stone left unthrown. Idle talk ran through their veins as readily as blood. Especially when it detailed the return of someone who had disappeared. Especially when it was you.
taglist cont. @heyoitsme @multistanbabee @akirawhore @dearjungoo @yoonglesbae @zhangyixingxing1 @nao-tea @nglmrk @codeinebelle @dilfseungcheol @knjkitten @littlebrownngirl @kiwuki @hwngsgf @depressionbabyy @luvsbngtn @lovelyloverlia @4ksj @takochelle @taeslarityy @charitykrae2019 @sugainmybowl-blog @tatakaee @loverhyunn @fan-ati--c @shatzkrinslinzki @seokjinkismet @babycoffeefire @jackieshinedown @bri-mal @jub-jub @sizzledgguk @primadonnasdream @sugakookitty-reads @@lonelyhobi @stanny-uwu @seesawsbicth @lookhere-2seok @kooklv @erraaxh
FIIIIIIIII ! I’m so happy you posted this and I spent my morning reading and writing this at work lol this is going to be long my bad..
lonelyhobi reblogged
affluenza | jjk series
A Gossip Girl AU by yoon2k
⇀ SUMMARY Trust funds, scandals, and a whole lot of secrets. With you in the center of it all.
⇀ PAIRING Jungkook x Reader
⇀ RATE 18+
⇀ GENRE Rich Kids AU, Gossip Girl AU, college AU
⇀ WARNINGS classism, angst, smut, infidelity, loss of virginity, recreational drug use, mentions of addiction, POV switches, cameos from the other members, + specific warnings per chapter.
⇀ STATUS starting on March 16th
⇀ DISCLAIMER I do not own or claim to own the Gossip Girl franchise or any of the characters (obviously).
PART I ⇢ loading...
⇀ TAGLIST
Copyright © 2022, yoon2k | tumblr | no reposts, translations, copies, etc
permanent taglist cont. @heyoitsme @multistanbabee @akirawhore @dearjungoo @yoonglesbae @zhangyixingxing1 @nao-tea @nglmrk @codeinebelle @dilfseungcheol @knjkitten @littlebrownngirl @kiwuki @hwngsgf @depressionbabyy @luvsbngtn @lovelyloverlia @4ksj @takochelle @taeslarityy @charitykrae2019 @sugainmybowl-blog @tatakaee @loverhyunn @fan-ati--c @shatzkrinslinzki @seokjinkismet @babycoffeefire @jackieshinedown @bri-mal @jub-jub @sizzledgguk @primadonnasdream @sugakookitty-reads
PLEASE I LITERALLY CANNOT WAIT TO READ THIS?!? Like bangtan and gossip girl 😮💨 Fi I legit am so excited to read this 😭😭😂
Amigos Con Derechos
summary: Jimin was great in bed. And that was the extent of your relationship. But the more time you spend with him it seems like he has other plans for you two in mind
pairing: jimin x reader
genre: fwb
warnings: fingering, unprotected sex (be responsible), oral sex (f & M), multiple orgasm, body worship, ONE pussy slap, creampie, Jimin is so in love with OC, OC is kind of an asshole poor Jimin, Mint Yoongi is a dick
word count: 15.9k
note: honestly i’ve been working on this fic forever and it was supposed to be Jimin's bday fic but now it’s my first fic of 2022 omg. A huge thank you to moon aka @lavienjin for being kind enough to beta this mess and providing great feedback!! I felt so much more confident uploading this after they had the chance to go through it and make sure it wasn’t a disaster so thank you so much for being so nice and sooo helpful!!
Time and time again you found yourself in this situation with him. You had been fuck buddies with Jimin for a few months now. Having been fresh out of the worst relationship you’d ever experienced, the last thing you wanted was to give your heart to someone again.
After Jimin proposed the idea of no feelings and no strings attached sex, you jumped at the offer. Not only because you were insanely serious about your emotional ban of men but also because everyone knew Jimin was a good lay.
Everything had been going fine up until recently when you had broken one of the cardinal rules of a friends with benefits situation. He had spent the night. Having both been too drunk and tired there was no way he would’ve been able to make it home especially considering how late it was once you were done.
Ever since that night you noticed something else in Jimin's gaze. Aside from the regular lust filled, seductive gaze he usually gave you, there was now a look you couldn’t place your finger on.
But it scared the shit out of you.
lonelyhobi reblogged
2021 FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS
Welcome! It's Khystal and because we're nearing the end of the year, I decided to compile a list of (almost) all of the fanfics I've read for the second half of the year. I was really busy with life and school since August, so this is my "sorry I didn't get to post" post. Because this list is so long it gave me so many problems, but eventually, I made the decision to split this into 2 parts because there are about 170 fics in here because all of the members couldn't fit in here! So, in part 2, it's going to be Taehyung's, Jungkook's and any ongoing fics. Lastly, I'm going to be placing all of the authors that I couldn't tag anymore, in the notes area.
The majority of fics are 18+ so MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.
(because this list is... EXTREMELY long, I'm bound to make mistakes so please message me and let me know if there are any or links that don’t work!)
❥Part 2
Thank you for mentioning and enjoying “Mayores” 😭❤️❤️
lonelyhobi reblogged
Mayores
☆summary: Life is too short to spend it dealing with immature little boys. You’ve always been a go getter, knowing exactly what you want. And what you want is someone a little older.
A mi gusta que me traten como dama aunque a veces se me olvide cuando estamos en la cama.
☆pairing: namjoon x reader
☆genre: fwb, age gap
☆warnings: age difference, big dick joon (duh), fingering, unprotected sex (be responsible), vibrator use, squirting, oral sex (f & m), multiple orgasm
☆word count: 5.8k
taesinfernomain
KRIS I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD 😤😤😤
fiRST OF ALL, when i saw the title i was already hooked bc why am i obsessed with that song 😩 no but the way you wrote joonie in this 🥺🙏🏼 im sorry but where can i find me my own mayore joon 😔 🤧 he was so sweet and caring and the literal perfect man & not to mention older!!! ding ding ding you’ve found fi’s kink!!
AND THE SMUT GIRL WTF i was truly sitting here sweating like,,,, the descriptions of how big he was yo 😩👊🏼 i felt that in my SOUL . and the dirty talk was degrading but in a sweet way??? i fucking loved it idc idc
youre amazing bby w0w 🙌🏼❣
no bc now I’m crying and queen Fi approves of mayores joon 🤧❤️❤️❤️
lonelyhobi reblogged
| acceptance |
⇢ round 4
*:･˙━ Congratulations to our new guests at Bangtan Bathhouse! We’re so excited to have you stay with us! We hope the magic shop qualities of the establishment serve as inspiration in your creativity ━*:･˙
━━✫・*･: 。. *:･˙
°。*°: ..* ✧ *´¨)
・゜ *:･ ✧ .
.· ´@beckysworld7 ☆´¨) .· ´¨) .· @diorkim ☆´¨) .· @joheunsaram ☆´¨) .· @lonelyhobi ´¨) .· ,:* @hobeemin ☆´¨) .· @amourtae ,:*☆´¨) .· @jeoniius ☆´¨) .·☆´¨) .·☆´¨) @jungkooksbroski
.·☆´¨).·☆´¨) @trustingofwinds .·☆´¨).·☆´¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·’* (¸.·’* (¸.·’* (¸.·’* (¸.·’* *¨)
Now that you have been accepted, make sure to reblog this post and link the network somewhere on your page so that it is visible on both mobile and desktop. We can’t wait to see you at the Bathhouse!
If you didn't receive your boat ticket to bring you to the Bathhouse, please make sure your DMs are open and reach out to Madame Fi. Thank you!
lonelyhobi reblogged
Thunderstorms are scary ☆ Step-brother Jungkook
☆summary: your step brother sometimes walks into your room at night. he also sometimes needs your help to calm himself down.
☆pairing: jungkook x reader
☆warnings: step-bro smut, pseudo-incest, nipple play, dub-con, somnophilia
☆word count: 1.5k
A:N: hope you guys are enjoying our thirst baby drabble series, time for baby step bro jk to make his appearance @scribblemetae .
Check out the S T E P - B R O M A S T E R L I S T for more!
Caught Red Handed
☆summary: Being a stepmom was great, especially when you had such a sweet son, until you found out the little pervert had other things in mind.
☆pairing: jungkook x step!momreader
☆genre: smut, pseudo!incest
☆warnings: mommy kink, masturbation, psuedo incest, hand job, cuming in panties, tiniest cum eating, little bit of humiliation
☆word count: 3.8k
It was late at night when you decided that you had enough of the dryness in your throat. Slowly you peeled your comforter back carefully so as to not wake up your husband who was snoring very loudly in his slumber. Your husband was a good man. Granted it hadn’t been a marriage out of love but he was kind and took care of you. His wife had passed a year before the two of you met and to soothe his loneliness and to pay off your college debt, the two of you got married.
You two shared a massive age gap, you could practically be his daughter. Which wasn’t an exaggeration given that his own son was a couple of years younger than you. You never would have seen yourself as a mother let alone a stepmom. And even though you were sure Jungkook would have hated you when your husband introduced the two of you, he was polite. Nervous even. It didn’t take long for you and Jungkook to grow close.
Following your marriage to his father Jungkook had even let ‘mom” slip a couple of times. And you chalked it up to him just missing his own mother, which you found incredibly endearing.So when he asked if you minded the title you agreed happily.
lonelyhobi reblogged
I wanna fuck jungkook
Lmao we all knew, like this is some kinda big revelation? All you do is talk about fucking Jungkook and Joonie 🧏♀️
I'm surprised you even know that dancer guys name....
Okay FIRST Of all I talk about Namjoon so get your facts straight.
And I’m gonna need you to stop rn.
You did this. I’m just responding.
How DARE you come for me and Hoseok like wtf. Is it fun to hurt people who are happy??
I wanna fuck jungkook
lonelyhobi reblogged
no one supports you like an internet friend you never met
I'm in platonic love with you, little bit of homo ❤💚
The feeling are mutual 😏🥺
Anonymous asked:
I recently found your blog and have reread all of your works multiple times i really love your writing!! Btw I’m just wondering if there is gonna be a part two to help me with my monster 🥺👉👈
Hello xx ahhh you’re so lovely. I’m really glad you like my writings and actually reread them. That makes my heart so happy 🤧💖 but yes there’s currently two parts to step bro Tae. Help me with my monster and introduce me to your monster. Part three is coming soon!! :) and thank you for such a sweet message ❤️