kinsley: *babbles*
every adult in a thirty mile radius:
‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’
the good place starters / acc / @bluebloodtm
❝ i mean i get where you’re coming from. the world is shitty and things are complicated. but like can we all just eat a soft pretzel and relax a lil? the whole world is the biggest load of moral and ethic crock of nonsense but like we can see in like eight different dimensions and the world moves on an axis that ensures the seasons always change. ❞
lyric starter call.
( * & . — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS / PART 2 .
- ‘ and then i remembered … i’m a naughty bitch . ’
- ‘ because i love you … i think . no , i’m pretty sure . yeah , i love you . ’
- ‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’
- ‘ girl , you are a messy bitch who loves drama and i’m into it . ’
- ‘ holy motherforking shirtballs . ’
- ‘ i am revved up and ready to learn . my brain is horny ! ’
- ‘ i came to apologize . there … i did it . i apologized . ’
- ‘ i could kill them right now and , you know , that would be easy . ’
- ‘ i could never get close to anyone . i never even told a boyfriend i loved him . ’
- ‘ i don’t know how to describe it … like , a different zone of time . no , that sounds stupid . a different clock land . ’
- ‘ i don’t know how to tell you this , but i’m dying . i mean , we’re all dying , slowly . when you think about it , we started dying the day we were born . ’
- ‘ i don’t know , man . maybe just tell her that you’re gay . ’
- ‘ i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
- ‘ i feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening . ’
- ‘ i got a flu virus named after me because i kissed a bat on a dare . ’
- ‘ i just have some worries , as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears . oh , there they go . they are fears now . ’
- ‘ i love you . and i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
- ‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’
- ‘ i wasn’t worth changing for . ’
- ‘ i will literally see you all in hell . ’
- ‘ in the words of my actual friends : ya basic ! ’
- ‘ is everything okay ? i mean , other than , you know … everything . ’
- ‘ is this why you came here ? to scold me on the metric system ? ’
- ‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’
- ‘ i’m gonna miss you , bud . ’
- ‘ i’m outtie , see ya in hell ! ’
- ‘ i’ve gained a lot of new skills recently . for example , i learned how to be passive aggressive . totally fine that you guys didn’t notice . ’
- ‘ love isn’t a triangle , it’s a five dimensional blob . ’
- ‘ more guys should be bi . it’s 2018 . it’s like , get over yourselves ! ’
- ‘ none of your exes have gotten over you . ’
- ‘ oh no ! now the thing i said after we kissed will always be ‘ hot diggity dog . ’ oh well , it was an honest reaction and i stand by that . ’
- ‘ somehow , i never want to leave you . ’
- ‘ that broke me . i’m done . ’
- ‘ that’s not a present . that’s just common decency . ’
- ‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick . ’
- ‘ their bodies are made very poorly . they’re mostly goo and juice . you just take the juice out and then they’re dead . ’
- ‘ there’s no point to anything and you’re just gonna die so do whatever ! ’
- ‘ ugh , of course your hugs are amazing . ’
- ‘ wasn’t he banned from disney world for biting buzz lightyear ? ’
- ‘ what a creep . why was i friends with him ? ’
- ‘ whatever progress i have made it’s because you and i have become friends . ’
- ‘ whenever anyone tells me a story about their life i imagine all the people as being super hot . otherwise i quickly lose interest . ’
- ‘ who the hell is this chick ? ’
- ‘ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identity ? ’
- ‘ why is it every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn ? ’
- ‘ yeah , i love you . ugh , that’s embarrassing . i feel so itchy . ’
- ‘ you are too selfish to ever be a good person . ’
- ‘ you got it , you piece of ... butt . ’
- ‘ you need to ghost her . disappear . block her number . bonus : anything she left in your apartment is now legally yours . ’
- ‘ you are brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous . ’
- ‘ you’re my friend . that’s why i can’t kill you . ’
im alive i promise.
pipin’ hot starter call
2020 is almost done and over with!
With the final month of the year here, it’s your chance to send the mun or muse something you’ve wanted to tell them! Whether you haven’t had the chance to or you’ve been too shy, now’s the time to say what you feel, and don’t hold back!
KINSLEY PRONOUN TRACKER 12/24/2020:
kinsley is exclusively a thembo today.
“ mon coeur. ” you wrangle cetus’ bridle into one hand, as resting your now free hand atop kinsley’s. you glance behind you, at your passenger. “ is everything alright ? i can land you need me to. ”
❝ i can do this. ❞ this is ridiculous that you can actually fly. there’s no reason you should be so terrified of being in the air on this horse. it is honestly truly baffling that you should be afraid of what should in theory be an easier way to fly.
the tradition / @wclfbcund
the dummy is not really a fair fight. it cannot move after all, but that does not make it less important to your practice routine. you are so engrossed in your exhaustive repetition you almost do not notice someone else entering the gym.
magic savvy / @darkflyers
horses you can handle. flying horses? not so much it’s a completely different experience. at least that’s what you think as cling onto andi.