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Desiring Machines

@desiringmachines / desiringmachines.tumblr.com

My fandoms are Socialism and cats.
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its-ya-bo

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

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sullina

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

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mexashepot

Just realised that ***** thinking the Qrayot are in the Golan rather just above Haifa is the most Gush Dan thing ever

Because to us, everything that is further north than Herzeliya is the North

(And everything that is further south than Rashlaz is the south)

Everything north of Tel Aviv is The North, everything south of Be'er Sheva is The South

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I think people need to understand that when someone says the situation in Israel/Palestine is complicated they are not necessarily saying that the discussion of who the oppressor vs oppressed is complicated. The Israeli government has been oppressing the Palestinians for a very long time, that is clear, and it is not complicated to understand that at least since the 80s they have had dramatically more financial and military power to keep control of the territory in the way they like.

However, it is reductive and dismissive to insist that there is no complexity in the potential ways to move forward to bring peace to the region. Despite what people on tumblr.edu like to believe, "Israel should never have been created" is not a practical solution to an incredibly heated geopolitical situation in the present day. Israel was created and it does exist. 10 million people live there. 74% of the population is native born and the country has existed for 75 years. Hand waving these fact away with the opinion that "they should move back to where they came from" may make you feel good about being a Radical Leftist, but it does not give anyone a road map for how exactly millions of people without dual citizenship are supposed to just up and evaporate. Nor does it acknowledge the reality that 21% of Israelis are Arabs, the very people you are claiming to want to give the land back to.

Insisting that there's nothing complicated about expecting an entire country's population to willingly dissappear with no consequences is not a productive way to think about this conflict. It ignores the many massive superpowers that have an interest in proping up different states in the region, the power dynamics involved in any land back movements, and the inevitably negative consequences of totally dissolving an established state without a plan. It is also completely and almost comically unrealistic, so much so that it makes it hard to believe that anyone who's opinion starts and ends with this idea really gives a shit about anyone who lives in the area as much as they care about their online leftist clout.

There's nothing complicated in understanding that the Israeli government is and has been maintaining an oppressive apartheid state for decades. It is, however, very complicated to come up with a realistic way to resolve some of the most intricately entangled land disputes on the planet without plunging the region into total chaos. Not everyone has to be deeply educated on every geopolitical situation, but it is very hard to take people seriously when they know nothing about the politics or history of a region and yet insist that there is nothing complicated about it at all.

There's a lot of people on this website who are getting dangerously smug about their own ignorance, and are starting to go down Qanon type anti-intellectual paths in the name of being sufficiently radical. Not knowing the details of a very convoluted land dispute isn't something to brag about online as you call for intentionally reductive solutions. You can support the Palestinian cause and be aware of the oppression they have faced while also holding off on calling people trying to do real analysis and de-escalation work bootlickers. We need to get control of the urge to fit every global issue into a simplistic YA novel narrative structure that appeals to Western revolutionary fantasies.

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worstloki
Loki: Adoption is just so difficult, I don’t know how Odin did it,
Thor: We’ve been here for hours, please, just pick a pumpkin already,
Loki: but I wouldn’t want it to feel like I was obligated to take it home and it inherently owes me for it’s life
Thor: Loki, Brother, please just pick one,
Loki: I sure hope none of these want to remain that orangey colour, because I’ll be painting over them in ‘proper’ skin tones later
Thor: LOki, pLEASE,
Loki: I’m having a hard time deciding which would react badly or well when they find out they’re a pumpkin when they’re older
Thor: LOKI, PLEASE, not in puBLIC,
Loki: because obvioUSLY I WON’T BE TELLING THE PUMPKIN THEY’RE ANY DIFFERENT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY TILL THEY FIND OUT ON THEIR OWN– [thor tackles loki in the middle of the supermarket to get him to stop yelling]
Loki: I WONDER IF THE PUMPKIN I CHOOSE WILL END UP HAVING A PINAPPLE BROTHER THAT LIES TO HIM HIS WHOLE LIFE ABOUT WHO HE IS AND THEN DECLARES TO KILL ALL OTHER PUMPKINS!!!
Thor: LOKI-
Loki: I WONDER IF THE PUMPKIN I CHOOSE WILL FIND OUT THEY’RE A PUMPKIN BY TOUCHING ANOTHER PUMPKIN AND TURNING ORANGE ONE DAY
Loki: I WONDER IF I’LL JUST DECIDE TO PASS OUT AND AVOID MY RESPONSIBILITIES WHEN THE PUMPKIN FINDS OUT THEY’RE A PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!
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tori-artemis
Loki: AND I WONDER WHEN THAT PUMPKIN FINALLY CRACKS FROM HIS IDENTITY CRISIS ABOUT BEING A PUMPKIN AND NOT KNOWING HE WAS A PUMPKIN - WILL THAT PUMPKIN TRY TO PROVE HIS WORTHINESS TO HIS PINEAPPLE FAMILY BY TRYING TO ERADICATE ALL OTHER PUMPKINS -
Thor: LOKI - STOP! I-
Thor: *fumbles trying to cover Loki’s mouth with his hand*
Loki: *screeching at the top of his lungs* ONLY FOR HIS WITLESS OAF OF A PINEAPPLE BROTHER TO TRY TO STOP HIM - WHEN HE’S BEEN TRYING TO KILL ALL THE PUMPKINS THREE DAYS PRIOR!!!! BUT SUDDENLY WHEN THE PUMPKIN WANTS TO KILL ALL THE OTHER PUMPKINS TO SHOW HIS LOYALTY TO HIS PINEAPPLE FAMILY - HE’S WRONG????!!!!! HOW SO?????!!!!!! PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT TO MY PUMPKIN SON AFTER HE FLINGS HIMSELF OFF OF THE BIFROST!!!!!!!!!!

Odin, pushing the cart in the opposite direction: Ooh, mangoes are on sale.

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tributary

it goes without saying i hope but anyone cheering on the suffering and death of gazan civilians is as much my enemy as those reveling in the suffering and death of israeli civilians. ghouls all.

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Being opposed to the mass killing of Palestinian civilians does not make you a supporter of Hamas, and the only ones advancing this argument are doing so disingenuously.

Being opposed to the mass killing of Israeli civilians doesn’t make you an imperialist, and the only ones advancing this argument are doing so disingenuously.

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broke: many worker ants are reproductively viable; the neat division of ants into reproducing queens and nonreproducing workers is a human social construct.

woke: many worker ants are reproductively viable, but the eggs and young of these gamergates are frequently eaten by other workers, and sometimes they are punished for reproducing; the neat division of ants into reproducing queens and nonreproducing workers is socially constructed by ants

hold on, gonna google something real qu– oh my god

BUT WHY

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