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great things don’t happen in tiny little increments . you know , // they happen when someone thinks completely different . est. december 2016.
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Fun Christmas idea:
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
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I CAN SEE THE LIGHT AGAIN , I CAN BREATHE PURE AND CLEAN AIR AGAIN , I CAN FUNCTION LIKE I USED TO AGAIN , I CAN BE CARELESS ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD DO AGAIN . . . y'all my exams are over !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ID . ???? .
“ you lost ? “ brow arches with the question ; fingers fishing into her pocket in search for her lighter. “—or just like to creep around shitty diners this late ? “
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( an apartment near here is what he could get . low mortgage , somehow comfortable to live in . it's what his money could reach to , either way . yet , since he's LONELY , he needs to get a living from somewhere . whatever thing , really . ) ❛ nah , ---- you're the owner right ? i'm here to apply for a job . ❜
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [2/5] favorite male characters
↳Isaac Lahey
“You being happy isn’t really a big priority of mine, since you stabbed me. Twenty times. With knives.”
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are you a rain or snow person….. raspberry or vanilla… cat or dog….. glitter or paint
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KIM POSSIBLE SENTENCE STARTERS, PART I
"What's the sitch?"
"So not the drama."
"No offense, but that's very sensitive material."
"It's a story I'm writing for the school paper – pretty hard-hitting stuff."
"They keep turning you down – no offense."
"Math: you'll never actually use it in the real world."
"I think what you do is really amazing."
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Since when does my name have a 'the' in front of it?"
"What will she do next?!"
"Hey, let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo!"
"Hicka bicka boo?"
"Hooshaw."
"So, what's it like to be you?"
"I mean, to risk utter embarrassment and total rejection like that?"
"We'll totally be here for you when he dumps you."
"So, you think I'm hot?"
"You ferociously misquoted me!"
"She must not know who I am."
"I'm not sure I know who you are."
"I'm having a little get-together tonight. No biggie, just fifty of my closest friends."
"SAVE ME!"
"Okay, spit it out, computer dude."
"You brought us out here because someone stole a crustacean?"
"This is art – sacrifices must be made!"
"Okay, that's really annoying."
"This coming from a wrestling fan?"
"I don't get the connection."
"Stop playing around!"
"Got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big, American dance party?"
"Nine? One's plenty! ... Okay, maybe two."
"I always wondered about the 'woosh.' "
"Ever consider a normal door?"
"YOU! YOU DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!"
"I'm trying to focus on the thing on my nose that's gonna BLOW ME UP."
"Take her whole nose if you have to!"
"You make my life sound like cake."
"You're smart, athletic, pretty, and popular. Sounds pretty cake-y to me."
"This is a democracy people, now do as I say!"
"Quick! Shimmy up the cable!"
"OOH, you teenagers and your sass! Wow!"
"Beats humiliation at the talent show, I guess."
"If the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?"
"IT'S VERY VERY DEEP, ALRIGHT?"
"Why am I sitting on a block of ice?"
"This doesn't make sense to me."
"Welcome to my world."
"So, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause I'll totally walk by again."
"Uh-huh – walk, and keep walking."
"It's called outsourcing."
"Stealing again?"
"Just get on with it!"
"This is not the time to question the nature of our relationship!"
"I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing this for me."
"I need to familiarize myself with the equipment!"
"Your skin is smooth and zit-free, like a baby's bottom."
"That is SICK AND WRONG!"
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?"
"COME ON, FREAK! LET'S DANCE!"
"I call it gross beyond reason."
"YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT, BUT YOU'RE NOT!"
"That's what giving 150% looks like."
"Careful – I hear when you hit 160, you spontaneously combust."
"We are such lucky ducks."
"HELLO. IT'S A SALAD. Lettuce, tomato, DISAPPOINTMENT!"
"Yes, it's very evil."
"Nobody does superweapons like you!"
"You have definitely – lost it."
"Maybe now's not the time."
"Isn't that the high school?"
"Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit."
"Yep. High school."
"Why do you always act so surprised?"
"School bus rules apply here – don't talk to the driver."
"I don't scare."
"Oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons..."
"I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!"
"DO NOT make me say those words."
"Don't even mess with me."
"Wait, was that a serious suggestion, or are you mocking me?"
"I'd say about thirty percent serious, seventy percent mock."
"Woohoo. Extra hoo."
"Oooh, scary man."
"HE USES A FAKE NAME?!"
"Not to seem ungrateful, but why did you break me out of prison?"
"Hold it right there, slick: I don't do cakes. I don't bake 'em, and I DON'T jump out of 'em."
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ID . PETER QUILL .
@lovesmexican.
❛ ––– dude. yes. ❜ shit, man. whatever they’re plotting, peter is intense about it.
❛ . . . and in case it fails , we can always kill him . we could bury the body somewhere in the woods , or throw it into some river . ❜
#ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ᶤ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵐᵉˣᶤᶜᵃᶰ ; ▬ ▪ ▫ unknown v . 】#starbro : 001 .#starbro#BLACKFLIP i'm laugHING ! !#ur an amazing writer omg don't worry like at all <3 !#also hah ur screwed if u thought isaac is the best planner @ peter .#like he's inciting the death of a guy look at him his plotting skills are so basic : / .#but thank u tho ! ! this was great !
it's munday so have some selfies of me from this last saturday : ) .
❛ DAD’s not here . what do you want ? ❜
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